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  1. pookey227

    pookey227 Newcumer

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    Oh god, I cut the top of my hand (right below my fingers) by accident.... so theyre open a little... and I cant jerk off for like a week or 2 until theyre fully healed cause ahhh god the skin is just hurting and everything and I have blisters too and god damn I need a fucking blowjob or ill shoot myself

    someone please post suggestions of how to get me off (Solo) without making direct contact on my and and without blowing myself... no access to like fleshlights or fake vaginas and that type of paraphernalia, so looking at home made

    Im goin to bed... night
     
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  2. cubbybear06

    cubbybear06 Amateur

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    use your other hand?:confused:
     
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  3. Crosswalker

    Crosswalker Soldier Of The Sixth String

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    Do you have a vaccum cleaner?
     
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  4. tbig55

    tbig55 Amateur

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    couldnt hav said it better myself:mrgreen:
     
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  5. Kimiko

    Kimiko Porn Star

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    Maybe we should try to talk him down, girls...:)
     
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  6. BighandsBigfeet....

    BighandsBigfeet.... Porn Surfer

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    Its strange actually I can't really get myself to cum if I use my other hand, I'm a lefty :)
    And if you wanna find solutions go to www.jackinworld.com , some great home made stuff there. My personal favourtie is the plastic bag with vaseline in.
     
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  7. Hechter

    Hechter Sex Lover

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    DO NOT EVER FUCKING USE A VACUUM CLEANER!

    It will rip your dick off.





    OK, maby not, but it CAN do some serious harm.
     
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  8. AnX

    AnX Naughty girl

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    Give him a show even? just to help a little;) Hope you better soon Pookey:rose:
     
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  9. Vorla

    Vorla Sex Lover

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    Problem Solved

    Dude I feel for you, but the answer is simple. Get some raw liver and a jar and put two sizable pieces into the jar so that they form a slit. Place the jar into the crook of the sofa (the crook is where the seat and back meet) and fuck away till you spunk your load. The liver feels like a pussy and if you give it a few moments in the microwave oven till it is nice and warm all the better. Worked for me when I broke my right hand in a fight (not my fault or fight). I was strapped up for nearly six months and after two weeks I was climbing the walls. So I got the liver and jar and never looked back. I still use it when the fancy takes me (fresh liver please people).
     
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  10. piggit

    piggit A Fine Wine of a Woman

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    Oh my goodness Vorla! That's quite a resolution. Clever guy!
     
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  11. freeley.ip

    freeley.ip Amateur

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    Thats a really clever idea tbf!
     
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  12. Pericles

    Pericles Incendiary Instigator and Sensitive Sage

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    No way. There's something so odd and wrong about using the other hand. I tried once and stopped because it felt so wrong and awkward.
     
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  13. Pericles

    Pericles Incendiary Instigator and Sensitive Sage

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    OMFG!!! :eek:
     
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  14. Pericles

    Pericles Incendiary Instigator and Sensitive Sage

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    Excuse me... I think I just threw up a little in my mouth... :(
     
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  15. ScareCrow

    ScareCrow Sex Lover

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    When I started to masturbate, I did it dry like I have been for years. But once I actually tore the skin, and couldn't jerk for days.
     
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  16. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    Umm...yeah, I like totally cut my hand too. Really bad. It could be days and days before I get to wack it again. Did I mention the days and days part. :D

    -S-
     
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  17. Hechter

    Hechter Sex Lover

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    ... I use both hands... >_>
     
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  18. baller16

    baller16 Porn Star Suspended!

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    NO do not use a vacuum cleaner!
     
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  19. piggit

    piggit A Fine Wine of a Woman

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    You speak with the authority of someone who knows, b. ;)
     
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  20. baller16

    baller16 Porn Star Suspended!

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    shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
     
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