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  1. pookey227

    pookey227 Newcumer

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    lol hes gotta turn that shit down it musta been loud as fuck!

    Watch out guys ;)
     
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  2. Kimiko

    Kimiko Porn Star

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    *laughing* Yeah, and before to hit the mute button when the phone rings...it might be your mom. :)
     
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  3. pookey227

    pookey227 Newcumer

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    you have some kinda experience with that kimiko?
     
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  4. gearedup

    gearedup Sex Machine

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    He could have used head phones, but then again picture this head phones on, in one hand a beer, in the other hand..... and his mom walks in...:eek: :eek:
     
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  5. Kimiko

    Kimiko Porn Star

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    Yes, I do, if you must know. :)
     
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  6. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    OK this did happen to me sort of. I had a day off in the middle of the week so I plugged in a movie and didn't know my oldest daughter was home sick. My hearing is damaged from working in the oilfield so I could hear the sound track but didn't hear her running up the stairs until it was too late. She also thought some woman was being killed.

    Now I do remember to turn mute the movie when I'm on the phone because it's a good way to make boring phone calls more interesting.
     
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  7. Kimiko

    Kimiko Porn Star

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    I have another burning question...is there really a place called "OCONOMOWOC, Wisconsin"?
     
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  8. Rockprincess

    Rockprincess Celestial Princess

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    Here it is....53,066 people......
    Nestled in the heart of Wisconsin's Lake Country, Oconomowoc is a community that shines year round. Celebrated in song, steeped in rich history, blessed with breathtaking natural beauty, and home to a remarkable inventory of businesses and industry, the City of Oconomowoc is a community where quality of life is a way of life.
     
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  9. Kimiko

    Kimiko Porn Star

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    *laughing* And a lot of porn being viewed on TV sets.
     
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  10. kurai

    kurai Porn Star

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    I watch porn muted, the crappy dirty talk and fake moans turn me off and annoy me.
     
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  11. Kimiko

    Kimiko Porn Star

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    Nooooo, that's how you tell GOOD porn from BAD porn! In GOOD porn, the moans and dirty talk sound authentic.
     
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  12. Rockprincess

    Rockprincess Celestial Princess

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    Winter is very long up here, so I guess that may be the reason why....;)
     
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  13. Kimiko

    Kimiko Porn Star

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    One excuse is as good as another, luv. ;)
     
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  14. Rockprincess

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    I don't need an excuse, I just do it!!! ;) I have a feeling you may be the same way!!!:rose:
     
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  15. Kimiko

    Kimiko Porn Star

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    *laughing* You know me too well.
     
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  16. baller16

    baller16 Porn Star Suspended!

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    exactly

    did the guy press charges against the guy who barged in his house? If he did, that would be one funny court date
     
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  17. Kimiko

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    Yes, it would be fun to be on that jury. But he's probably protected by the Good Samaritan laws. :)
     
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  18. Rockprincess

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    Yes, several charges...He could get up to 33 months in jail, but I doubt it....:eek:
    It's definitely going to get a few chuckles in court!!!
     
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  19. baller16

    baller16 Porn Star Suspended!

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    haha I can see it now...

    judge: so why is the defendant being charged?

    lawyer: he broke into my client's house with a sword

    judge: and why did he do that?

    lawyer: he thought my client was raping someone

    judge: and what really was he doing?

    lawyer(trying to keep a straight face before busting out laughing): he was watching porn too loud your honor
     
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  20. Kimiko

    Kimiko Porn Star

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    Judge: Okay, okay, order in the court....bring in the TV, and let's watch the video.
     
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