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  1. splodge

    splodge Porn Star

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    Been in the sauna in my gym four times now. Not once has a woman come in and accidently lost her towel and ended up giving me a blowjob....................

    I am beginning to suspect porn movies aren't a reflection of real life.
     
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  2. unhappy_mudkip

    unhappy_mudkip Porn Star

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    Well damnit man, you need to shop around for other saunas. I tell you, it must be real. Why would they lie?
     
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  3. Cybrgigolo

    Cybrgigolo Porno Junky

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    You mean porn movies arent based on everyday life experiences??? Thank God! I just thought I was terribly unlucky! I think I will go get some lotto tickets now.
     
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  4. splodge

    splodge Porn Star

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    And i'v also never been locked in a bank with two sexy bi-babes, pulled over by a sexy female police officer needing to punish me, caught a group of 18yo babes skinny dipping who want me to join in...

    Am I going to the wrong places?
     
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  5. Emily23XXX

    Emily23XXX Studette

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    Somewhere in England mostly
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    I think that's your problem, you need to come to California!!! Stuff like that happens here everyday!!!!!!!!!!! ;):)
     
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  6. splodge

    splodge Porn Star

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    That explains it, we're obviously too repressed.
     
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  7. throatburster

    throatburster Porn Surfer

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    it´s the same as religion and the holy ghost and miricals and so on... you are not the Redeemer just because you´ve been four times in the church and twice at the Graveyard...
     
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  8. TomConCon

    TomConCon Captain Wank

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    and when you're in hospital, there is never the treatment of a hot nurse emptying your balls of cum. :(
     
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  9. splodge

    splodge Porn Star

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    Unless you go Bupa...

     
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  10. AloneIsCold

    AloneIsCold Quiet... Too Quiet...

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    LIES!!!

    In a perfect world, that would be a real treatment. Unrelieved sexual tension causes cancer. ;)
     
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  11. splodge

    splodge Porn Star

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    phew, I almost had to go out in the sun then...
     
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  12. Rattus69

    Rattus69 Porn Surfer

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    Damn u Ron Jeremy! I was hoping to meet the girls you nailed in all the movies...shit, shit,shit
     
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  13. oldbutalive

    oldbutalive Porno Junky

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    Geeeez guys...thanks a lot. You all just ruined all my fantasies:excited:
     
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  14. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    Are you trying to tell me that the women are faking orgasms?
     
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  15. titop1mp

    titop1mp Sex Machine

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    No see what you need to do is find a woman and pay for her implants, lip injections, face lifts, personal trainer (who will end up fucking her more than you) and all of her expensive clothes, then take her out and have her enact all that stuff with you.

    Unfortunately just like in porn she'll wind up faking her orgasms.
     
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  16. Norty Dog

    Norty Dog Sex Machine

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    You'd have more luck visiting the male only (or gay) saunas. Men are bigger sluts than women, so it would seem.
     
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  17. oldbutalive

    oldbutalive Porno Junky

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    Hmmm you may have a point there
     
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  18. HornyTrucker

    HornyTrucker Sex Machine

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    Was having a massage one time and the girl offered to "do the front", but she wanted $50 more!!!!!!! LOL
     
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  19. splodge

    splodge Porn Star

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    Thats not going to do owt for me though is it?
     
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  20. deadly_dalia

    deadly_dalia Porn Star

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    Tell me where and when and we'll see about whether or not it reflects real life ;)
     
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