Discussion in 'Forum games' started by KaioticEvil, Mar 8, 2014.
"I dream of you at night. I crave you, NEED you. And when I wake up in the middle of the night, I reach out to you. I love you not for what you look like; no, I love you for what you have on the inside. That is all that matters."
-Me, to my refrigerator
"What the fuck ever. When do we get cake?"
-Me, at weddings
I said, "Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a Blowjob?"
She said, "No".
I said, "What are you doing for lunch?"
"To Each Their Own"
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