gonzo is a likable character, i like him because he is an intensely loyal character that seems to be comfortable enough with himself to be up front with the way he is feeling without being so preachy (kermit) respectful of personal boundaries(piggy) happy to entertain but not desperate for attention (fozzie) can get along with mans best friend while also being a good friend in return (rolf) and not havins the lingering air of suspicion concerning the long time disappearance of a twin sibling (scooter). i choose to let his lifelong attraction (fetish?) for farm animals be his business, as he is an alien an i have no frame of reference, culturally, to judge his preferences. i can admire the enduring affection for piggy as he was the model example of maturity as he maintained a strong friendship with the Frogs and never seemed to let bitterness furrow his fuzzy blue brow. he and camilla have a lasting relationship that has endured through the years. i just had a thought: perhaps its not a farm animal fetish, witch i cant help but view as something a bit perverse for a number of reasons, put a deep admiration for eating breakfast foods. another point for gonzo.....!gonzo!OMG its starting to become clear. the space muppet digs giving oral to poultry. no wonder camilla sticks around.

p.s. i'm not saying scooter is responsible for the disappearance of adult skeeter , i'm just saying she really hasn't been around since she was a baby and he never really talks about her. i happen to think that all of nannys little foundlings should be open to answering some questions in regards to their knowledge of her current whereabout...just saying.

 

add alcohol and i can get ugly. like tom and jerrys suicidal baby duck ugly...

 

I can't wait to see Mac grab Dee by the pussy. That's gonna be hilarious.

 

RIP Burt Reynolds. One of the coolest men to ever walk the Earth.

 

ball fired from cannon at 60 mph from a truck going 60 mph...

 

just because this is a porno forum, its not really required for guys to post an av of their cocks.. its just tiring to see a fieldcof them...

 

Our society is full of so many delusional overgrown boys these days who can't handle being average so they lash out at everybody else. I'm really sick of dealing with them. It isn't all that difficult to live in reality and actually contribute something positive to the world rather than making every little thing about yourself and your unbelievable need for attention and praise.

I'm sure I'll get the same predictable responses to this. God forbid you ever look in the mirror.

 

Laughing at the melodrama over in games

But tbh... ultimately I'm glad someone else has finally seen him for what he really is.

 

All thumbs are fingers. But not all fingers are thumbs.......

 

Life's too short to be mad at the world all the time.
Play the cards you've been dealt.

 

Just discovered the best sleeping aid for me. Two 12oz beers with a salad for lunch, resulted in a three hour impromptu nap.

 

You named it Brad. You LOVED Brad.

 

Mmmbop bop bop doo-wop.

 

What the actual fuck is a su su sudio?

 

I've always thought that the song "Get out of my dreams; get into my car" sounds an awful lot like a kidnapping or abduction.

Especially the line "Hey... you! Get into my car!"

 

I was shocked to find out how much DMHO is in our food.
Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.
Be careful out there.

 

• as an additive to food products, including jarred baby food and baby formula, and even in many soups, carbonated beverages and supposedly "all-natural" fruit juices
• No baby foods - check
  
• in cough medicines and other liquid pharmaceuticals,
• Nope
  
• in spray-on oven cleaners,
• Self cleaning - check
  
• in shampoos, shaving creams, deodorants and numerous other bathroom products,
• Maybe
  
• in bathtub bubble products marketed to children,
• Nope
  
• as a preservative in grocery store fresh produce sections,
• Some
  
• in the production of beer by all the major beer distributors,
• UH OH!!! FUCK!
  
• in the coffee available at major coffee houses in the US and abroad,
• No coffee anymore
  
• in Formula One race cars, although its use is regulated by the Formula One Racing Commission, and
• Nope
  
• as a target of ongoing NASA planetary and stellar research.
• UH OH, NASA's just right down there!!!!

 

Am I needed for anything ?

 

How could curiosity kill the cat if cats have nine lives?