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  1. sibboh

    sibboh Deep Throat Diva

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    Coo! Are you a scientist? Woah!!
     
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  2. WickedGame

    WickedGame Vegan

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    Not quite =/
     
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  3. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    what colour does a smurf turn when you choke it?
     
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  4. sibboh

    sibboh Deep Throat Diva

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    Now, I've heard the terms 'Bashing The Bishop' and even 'Choking The Chicken' but this smurf thing's a new one on me!! :D
     
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  5. WickedGame

    WickedGame Vegan

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    Maybe Incubus should have posted that in his own thread. The bad joke one would be a good place
     
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  6. sibboh

    sibboh Deep Throat Diva

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    Or maybe he really does ponder on the colour of an oxygen starved smurf!!

    Hey! Incubus! You there? Do you really think THAT deep?
     
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  7. WickedGame

    WickedGame Vegan

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    It's a very bad joke, that's been used too many times. I remember hearing a good answer for it, but I can't remember what it was
     
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  8. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    sometimes i ponder......

    Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
     
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  9. sibboh

    sibboh Deep Throat Diva

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    But maybe, just maybe, he's not heard the joke (I haven't what's the punchline?) and this was his 'random thought' !! Wow! ponder that not quite scientist!!:D
     
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  10. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    what are y'all talking about, this stuff keeps me up at night
     
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  11. sibboh

    sibboh Deep Throat Diva

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    Deep man! Very deep!

    Why do all my lightbulbs take it in turns to ping out? Like .. HEELLOO I am sick and fed up of feeling running down the 24 hr store for yet MORE bulbs!!
     
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  12. WickedGame

    WickedGame Vegan

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    Why do some guys in here feel the need to have a picture of their cock as an avi, well done you have one. We get it
     
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  13. sibboh

    sibboh Deep Throat Diva

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    Sometimes I boil the kettle for a coffee and forget to make one..

    Or don't switch it on at the wall, go away, do something, pour in water .. and taste .. eugh!!
     
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  14. WickedGame

    WickedGame Vegan

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    ewww coffee is horrible
     
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  15. sibboh

    sibboh Deep Throat Diva

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    Cold coffee is worse.. :eek:
     
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  16. CasaDan

    CasaDan Porn Star

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    sleeeep.. is you friiieeeend.. (only 2 hours last night...)
     
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  17. Furred Goddess

    Furred Goddess Big Beautiful Bitch

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    "Die you fucking sons of bitches... learn to read and die.... message me one more time and I will hunt you down and pull a Lorena Bobitt on you."
     
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  18. two_swords

    two_swords Lord Of The Swords

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    Random penises being sent to you?
     
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  19. jims45651

    jims45651 Porn Star

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    Roflmfao

    "Die you fucking sons of bitches... learn to read and die.... message me one more time and I will hunt you down and pull a Lorena Bobitt on you."
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    ROFLMFAO
     
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  20. Furred Goddess

    Furred Goddess Big Beautiful Bitch

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    Pretty much, every few seconds, it's some random guy I never spoke to demanding cyber, phone, or cam to cam sex. It's fucking annoying.
     
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