Glad to make you laugh

 

Then in that case you should pull a Lorena Bobitt.

 

Do it Furred,,,lmao

Cut their fucking dick off Furred,,,lmao

 

I'm wondering what I'd look like with my head shaved.

 

Why do guys make threads to draw attention to themselves, constantly brrag and act like playas, and then bash people because they did the only thing the person didn't do to get attention?

I can't believe I'm actually watching the Cavemen show right now

 

I should really get things ready for work tomorrow

 

Oooo Charmed is on!!

 

Seether has done a class act on covering Amy Winehouse's - Rehab

 

I bet it really IS possible to be all things to all people, MOST of the time, must try harder at that... hmm

Do ponders live in ponds or lakes? Hmm...

 

random thought:

how did my modern math teacher become a friggan teacher ?? This guy, is so unorganized !! First off, he comes into class with no syllabus, which is the first thing that he should hand out to us on the first day of class..then he has the wrong book, so basically he expects us to guide him in what he should be teaching us. then he has no attendance list, so he doesnt know any of our names, after a month of being in the class..

He's so friggan unorganized it drives me insane..he's been skipping to like 5 chapters ahead instead of staying on the chapter that we are being tested on, and when we ask what its all about, he says oh dont worry about it, you wont need to know it until later on..OK SO THEN WHY ARE U TEACHING IT TO US NOW ?!?!?!?!

and what pisses me off is that as a teacher of a college arent u supposed to look somewhat professional??? yeah ! im pretty sure u are..well not this guy! he comes in with fuckin wrinkled jeans, but ugly dirty boots, a wrinkeled white shirt that looks yellow and his hair looks like friggan bozo the damn clown ! ! ! ! ! !

WTF ?!?!!?

god i love this random thoughts thread =)

 

I need to start having earliar nights.

 

no you dont

 

My lack of sleep is effecting my job

 

theres a one eyed cat on my chest...

 

Just because you can eat a whole pizza, doesn't mean you should eat a whole pizza.

 

Why the fuck do people put limes in Corona? it gives it no additional flavor or anything! What, do they like a little green in their piss?

 

First of all, Corona sucks! It's a beer for people that think that it makes them look cool, when in reality it shows they have no taste! On the other hand, lime in you beer does give it a nice tang if you have the taste buds to recognize it.

 

I don't like beer.

 

"Why the bloody hell did I do that? That was stupid and childish. Now I will need to find my concealer before I take photos tomorrow. Thankfully he forgave me. God, I was so fucking stupid!"

 

I love Corona, but I rarely drink, so you may have a valid point. I can taste the lime. Now, I will hide my Corona bottle during my next vacation, instead of displaying it proudly on a sandy beach.