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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    Saw this ad while watching a porn vid and just had to post it here.

    Like seriously. This is how low the bar as been set for guys who watch porn? Which guy doesn't? And since when does watching porn mean you don't have sex in rl?

    Not only is this insulting, it's a pathetic ad campaign.

    Judge for yourself:
     
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  2. JayneyRedd

    JayneyRedd Porn Star

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    :eek:

    So what happened when you clicked on it? :confused:
     
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  3. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    A set of instructions on how to make a Brad Pitt mask appeared.


    How stupid do some people think men are.
     
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  4. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    It offers a brown paper bag to put over their heads...:p

    And Inky, you have nothing to worry about!! ;) :kiss::kiss::kiss:
     
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  5. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    actually they just male you a cloth and a bottle of chloroform. :neutral:

    :excited:

    [​IMG]
     
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  6. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Gosh!! Do you think they'd mail me a male??? *crosses fingers in hope*
     
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  7. RandyKnight

    RandyKnight Have Gun, Will Travel

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    I prefer duct tape
     
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  8. tim929

    tim929 Porn Star

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    You wouldnt want to pay the return postage on me if you werent satisfied.:rolleyes:
     
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  9. Versed

    Versed Sex Lover

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    I've seen some funny ads before.
    Most of them result in me smiling and saying all Jenna-Marbles-like..
    "I don't have a penis, silly! :D"
     
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  10. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    [​IMG]
     
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  11. sexbeast87

    sexbeast87 Porn Surfer

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    some ads are ridiculous....
     
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  12. ace's n 8's

    ace's n 8's Porn Star

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    She did that well,,,didn't she??:rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
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  13. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    ZED Bring out The Gimp. MAYNARD I think The Gimp's asleep. ZED Well, I guess you'll just wake 'em up then, won't you?
     
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  14. Wafarer

    Wafarer Supreme Warlord Banned!

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    I take it this is a rhetorical question? :rolleyes:
    Anyway, I would like to know who "they" are. Man bitches? Bitch-made men, catering to the very desperate?
    The social environment where I am truly sucks(at least for some of us) so there might be takers here. Maybe a few hundred dollars sticking out of our ears might work better?:mad::(
     
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