It might not be pretty since it's been many years since I used to preach.


She can listen but I'd rather she spread her legs so I can see her pussy glisten.

 

You sound as if you may be on a mission.

Just don't try to bite off more than you can chew.

 

I love to give all I can do
Not trying is failing

 

If one doesn't try then they'll be in the back trailing.

Speaking of back, let's get back to discussing sex.

 

As asexually inclined witch, I offer a hex,

Be kind to enthralled males, or suffer the consequences.

 

Those who believe they are witches may want to consider serving self penances.

Even the so called Wicked Witch of the West was smart enough not to play with fire.

 

The Wicked Witch of the Midwest says, if you play too much you will easily tire,

The Wicked Witch of the West melted in a puddle of water

 

Did they clean up the mess with a blotter?

I don't really keep up with what's going on in Oz or La La land.

 

I like the feel of your sweet titties in my hand.

Playing with a partner can be such a joy.

 

If my partner isn't here then I'll use a toy.

I'll have a smile on my face one way or another.

 

The snow coming down here is enough to smother

Must get back out there and make love to my shovel.

 

Might take a good fucking to see if you share the same synergy.

That is a bad way to find out if things work.

 

A good fucking's required so please don't shirk,

The trick is to give it your best try

 

All my encounters are my best ad I don't lie.

Most time once is not enough to judge by.

 

Are you still hungry for another piece of pie?

Sometimes one just isn't enough.

 

Slowly cuddling during sex is better than being rough.

Off to the shower and guess what happens?

 

Do you have a date or will you be needing paper towels or napkins?

That was kind of a personal question wasn't it?

 

That depends on whether his dick is in his own mitt

Or if some obliging female is lending a hand

 

What do you think I had in there....a marching band?

You know the difference between a priest in the shower and a nun in the show.....a priest has hope in his soul and a nun has soap in her hole!

 

Hopefully it's liquid soap and not a bar she shoves up there whole.

Getting a bar of soap stuck wouldn't be good.