Nice one ... What's your favourite position?

 

Not really. I was too short to play any but volley ball. I only got to play because I would dig and the other girls were too scared to dive on the gym floors. I follow my kids volleyball team and track team is all. No professional stuff unless there is a party involved with good snacks!

 

Depends on the situation really.

 

To be honest I couldn’t say for sure. I have been blindfolded many times but the one that damn near killed me was a screwdriver handle connected to in a power drill. You guys PLEASE don’t do that to yourself on anyone else it caused me great health issues.

If you are talking about me doing the insertion, I’d have to say anal beads or ben wa balls.

 

What do you think would happen if you were squatting on my face,and while I was indulging in your sweet bounty I Very unexpectedly slapped you on your hienie?

 

I’m no stranger to pain. Well placed and timed slaps can be good.

 

Ok I have to give credit where it’s due. I’ve heard just about every pickup line there is and sexual come on.

So my ex FWB is coming to town and bringing her current BF. She gave him a bit of back story on me as he initially didn’t want to use their time here visiting an ex although we still talk. She ended up showing him some pics she had of us to convince him to stop by.

So they show finally arrive and later after dinner and about three big drinks for them and he starts telling me how much he didn’t want to go and didn’t want to stay at a strangers home, much less his GF’s ex. This is also how he learned of her Bi side and the surprise of it all. I didn’t know she had shared “intimate” pics to him until he began to describe the scene of their conversation. He was a funny drunk and I was having some fun at his expense. He complimented us on the images and kept pestering her to see them again. I asked if he really enjoyed them THAT much and his very drunk and loud response was “Oh hell yes! There isn’t an inch of your bodies that doesn’t make me want to shoot jizz out of every opening of my body!” I lost it! I think I spit most of drink thru my nose as I buried my face in my napkin trying to muffle the laughter. I haven’t had a laugh like that in a long time. That’s a new one on me!

 

Yup, haven't heard that one! XD

 

This forum is linked from a porn site free. If you don't want to guys all over you then get the fuck out bitch. You aint shit. Go tweet or FB if you want to be a complaining ass hole

 

Lol here’s another one. Thanks for helping me make my point.

 

Make it a strawberries and chocolate kind of day for a whip-cream and dildos kind of night!

 

Sounds like a good day for you. But wouldn't you like to include the leftover strawberries & chocolate for the night, as well? May add some extra flavor.

 

Lol. Last time I had strawberries in bed I had to buy new linens!

 

Just be very, very careful not to make a mess. Of course, there's no guarantee.

 

What’s the fun in that? Making a mess is part of the fun! But then I got to clean it up and get sad.

 

So if you were someone’s FWB but you moved away for over a year, then moved back, would you have the expectation of those benefits? If you did, how would you feel if you were refused?

 

Another thing men, who may be reading this thread, we are not on here to help you jack off! Sure, sometimes we like to chat and fantasize a little; or maybe even roll play a little, but it should be mutual, not all about you and your great big, giant, magnificent 5" cock!

 

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