I dont know whether there is a similar thread anywhere else in the forum. If there is, please forgive me and avoid jabbing a stake up me arse...!!!

We have all been noobs one time or another in one thing or another. It's a difficult time for the people involved and we would like to get all the advice we possibly can, so that we dont end up getting scarred for life.

It might be your first date. Or you might be a virgin going to do the deed for the the first time. You maybe some one curious about a Dom/sub relationship or maybe bi-curious or gay. You might be curious about the bdsm lifestyle and dont know where to begin. Or you might be a couple trying to spice up your sex life and thinking of swinging or having a threesome or start an open relationship or a polyamorous relationship. Or you might be some one curious about a particular fetish. I know there are a lot of experienced members in the forum who could help you out. But this thread is not for discussing the same. It is about the rules. What you shouldnt do? What you should do?

So come on guys, type up a rule for the noobs. It is time to give back to the community. It could be your good deed of the day. The noobs would appreciate it.It could be anything you should or shouldnt do in the bed room. Please try to put just ONE RULE PER POST to avoid confusion.


Example : #1 Don't Bite without asking first.

I will start the first one.

 

#1 Girls, whatever you do, please don't leave your man with a hard on. It's cruel. If you are not in the mood to take it inside you, atleast do them a favour. Give them a handjob.

 

#2 Dont make a judgemental comment or an expression if your partner makes a weird request in bed. If you are uncomfortable about it, tell him/her that. Let that be the end of that

 

#3 It is NOT sexy to to pick up her underwear from the laundry basket and sniff it. You are NOT a DOG. Just don't do it, atleast not in front of her.

 

What ever you do, where ever you are, no matter the situation, never, ever giggle the moment you see his cock.

 

If you want her to swallow, don't hestitate to kiss her afterward. If you do, you might not get a second chance.

 

If it works out I'll see you naked many times, don't be in such a rush to strip fast and get right to it!

 

#7 A little pain can bring a lot of pleasure. You dont have to be Mr Christan Grey. A light spanking or little nip at the right moment might just be what she needs.

(guys please number the rules. Please.)

 

#8 If you are thinking about having a little bondage fun, NEVER leave your partner tied up alone. If leaving them alone in that helpless state is part of the play, make sure you can always hear them, even if they cant see you. NEVER EVER leave them gagged and tied up all alone.

 

10# not all girls are the same. Just because it works and gets one girl off doesn't mean it will get all of us off. Explore the female body and find what spots trigger for each of us.

 

11# make sure you drive each other wild by message or talking on the phone every day even though you see them morning and night

 

#12 Sharing fantasises with your partner is a great bonding oppurtunity. Even if it is something questionable you should never ever try to use it against him/her. The same rule applies even after you end the relationship.

 

Lucky #13. Remember to return the favor. It's not all one sided

 

#14. Communicate-- honestly, frankly and mostly non-judgmental. A little sigh, moan, or a nice dirty word. Silence is NOT golden in bed

 

Number 1 most important rule... PLEASE TAKE A SHOWER AND MAKE SURE YOUR CLEAN FIRST.

 

#16 If you are going to open up your relationship, set some ground rules. Always practice safe sex outside the relationship.

(@christinemoody6969 Thank you for posting. I totally agree with the shower part, unless otherwise specified. But please try to number the rules. Thanks)

 

Inexperienced ladies please learn what a "ruined orgasm is" and if your not practicing BDSM it can ruin the sex.

 

#18 Women who engage in slut-shaming aren't doing us guys a favour. Most guys are turned on by a woman who knows what she wants, sexually.

Guys, please number the rules. "#number"

 

Funny in my bedroom there are no rules

 

#19 You might be in for a shocking surprise, if you get in bed with a guy who has no rules in the bed room.

(@Heywood123 number the rules, my friend....)