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  1. zyzy

    zyzy Porn Star

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    I have decided to move to England and enlighten the last days of a well-known forumite.:rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose:
     
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    Camel Toe Porn Star

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    Posting a picture you filched does not connotate conformation of dispute.
     
  3. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Monica Lewis's cum stained dress was just sold for: $10,000,000











































    I think Hilary bought it
     
  4. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Conspiracy theorists are gathering together in the little known town of Llansantffraed Cwmdauddwr in Powys, Wales. They are meeting to discuss the rumour that the ant-conspiracists are plotting to conspire that Buck House is gathering WMD in an attempt, by the royal family, to take over the world!!

    Sources close to the palace, tell us this rumour is a popular myth put about by people who have actually been in close proximity to HRH Prince Pip!!

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    The truth?
    EWE decide

    :eek:
     
  5. JimmyJump

    JimmyJump Porn Star

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    Seems also to me that aliens have landed on the Queen's head...
     
  6. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    I notice that ala Queen Victoria, HRH is NOT AMUSED.

    Thank you for reviving my old thread. I just ran out of rumours to post some time ago.

    But is it true that Georgie's sec of state is now doing statecraft on him at his ranch in Texas?
     
  7. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    I don't know about Belgium, but we call them "hats" in England. :excited::rolleyes:
     
  8. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Is there a British law that says Royals may never laugh or smile in public?
     
  9. seeminglysatisfied

    seeminglysatisfied Интеллектуальные крестьянских

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    Scientists suggest that the end is nigh. Proponents of the December 21, 2012 rumor have found that they are off by many months due to our change from using the Chinese calendar. The actual date is debatable upon many factors.
     
  10. antzindapants

    antzindapants Porno Junky

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    I was dead for 6 months, and I came back from heaven.. It was an amazing place!
     
  11. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Gasoline is going to $5.00 per gallon this summer in the US.
     
  12. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    After a very detailed computer analysis of the secret codes in the King James Bible, (the only TRUE bible!) the computer has revealed that:


    THE ANTI CHRIST IS STEVE GATES.
     
  13. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Time for more rumours you know!

    The earth will be destroyed and the elect will be raptured on:


    Choose one:


    Dec 21, 2012

    Dec 22, 2012
    June 1, 2011
    The 12th of Never
    The 30th of February 2012

    If these are in error, it is only because through my intervention with GOD that the end was delayed.


    Donations accepted to delay the end!!! Send to P.O. Box 33322, Las Vegas, Nevada 89233, checks made out to: THE END OF DAYS.

    POPE SHIRLEY HAS SPOKEN, TAKE HEED!!!!!!
     
  14. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Item: Bill Clinton wants to return to the white house as the first Lord.

    He has calculated a fool proof plan to do that in the next election.

    He knows that Hilary is now too fat to be attractive as a candidate. He also knows that Sarah Palin has left her husband and wants to be President.

    He has a plan. Divorce Hilary and marry Sarah. He thinks it can't lose.
     
  15. Andreamedis

    Andreamedis Porn Star

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    The second coming of Christ is Harry Potter.
     
  16. olipapa

    olipapa Porn Surfer Suspended!

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    I will put that in my diary!
     
  17. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Michelle told Obama: Its either me or the Presidency in 2012.
     
  18. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    you saw it here first:


    THE ANTI-CHRIST IS A WOMAN (per the Sun)
     
  19. itsagirlthing

    itsagirlthing your guardian angel

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    ohh
     
  20. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Just In!

    In God We Trust is going to be replaced by:

    In the International Bankers We Trust

    What a sorry pass this world has come to!:(