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  1. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Whenever I read a fortune from a fortune cookie, I always add "in bed" to the end of it.
     
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  2. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Now that is really cute. When I do an astrology chart and it tells me something strange about the person, I always say, it says............but I don't believe it. To which they ALWAYS reply: "But its true!"

    Examples: compulsive gambler, secret affair.
     
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  3. korith

    korith Sex Machine

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    To tell u all the truth I've never had a fortune cookie in my hand, Cause I never been to a chinese resturant, It's KFC for me everytime after all u never know what ur eating right? It could be a number of diffrent animals. lol
     
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  4. trumpet

    trumpet The Raging Horn

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    But you trust the Colonel?:rolleyes:
     
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  5. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    That reminds me of a TV interview I saw once with Alice Cooper.
    When asked if he really killed chickens as a part of his stage-act, he replied.....

    ...."I don't kill chickens....
    .....Colonel Saunders kills chickens....!"
     
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  6. Rockprincess

    Rockprincess Celestial Princess

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    Wasn't there something about the chickens that KFC uses not to long ago. I can't remember, but I haven't eaten there since...:eek:
    Could have been an urban legend......
     
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  7. trumpet

    trumpet The Raging Horn

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    There are plenty of stories about the horrors of any fast food chain and the quality of the meat they use, or the way in which it was reared, or the way it was cooked, or the hygiene standards employed.

    On the other hand I can't remember a single case of any meat other than what was advertised being served by a Chinese restaurant (in the UK at least).

    Is that classed a justified deraillment?
     
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  8. getmehot

    getmehot Queen of Hot Temptations In XNXX Heaven

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    It's funny that you say that L...I've been chatting with ThePolishGod....and we've been adding "a nap" rather that "in bed". Same thing....just ironic that you mention that.
     
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  9. chnrgr

    chnrgr Porn Star

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    Doesn't KFC stand for "Kan't Fuckin Cook"?

    Whenever I read a fortune cookie to my sons I told them it said You Will Meet a Cute Little Blond Girl.
     
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  10. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Your sig:

    Got something against redheads? I have to stand up for my headrace, you know.:rolleyes:
     
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  11. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Did they?
     
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  12. Kool_Madness

    Kool_Madness Porn Star

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    I have this little mental game I play when I'm in an crowded environment that has me a little intimidated or stressed. I imagine that I have an invisible stretching arm and I grab a female's ass or smack someone on the back of their head from across the room and imagine what their reaction would be when they look at the person that might be behind them.
     
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  13. pookey227

    pookey227 Newcumer

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    haha

    Eh, not so good with fortune cookies, sometimes I forget about the fortune inside and eat it, then realize there is paper... and then spit it back out and never eat it...
     
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  14. scotchncoke

    scotchncoke Porn Star

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    I like to move my bosses things around,like his coffee cup,chair ,pencils,paperwork etc drives him nuts.
     
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  15. kaaozz

    kaaozz Amateur

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    last night someone broke into my house and replaced everything i own with an exact duplicate . :rolleyes:
     
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  16. LONLEY WOLF

    LONLEY WOLF Newcumer

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    I like to tease,and you will always play the game.
     
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  17. roox

    roox Porno Junky

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    Well I've been sitting here for the last 10 mins or so trying desperately to think of a sexy tradition or a little game I play, and I can't think of any....how sad is that!

    Hmmm? ....(Still thinking)....

    Hmmmmm???......

    Oh well...I give up!
     
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  18. Zackeriah

    Zackeriah Porn Star

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    Ever Since I Was A Kid I've Always Played A Game When I Walk Along The Sidewalk. Each Step Lands Me In A Different Square Of Concrete And I Can't Step On The Lines. Stupid Yes I Know, But It's What I Do :)
     
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  19. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    We always said that if you step on a crack, you break your mother's back...
     
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  20. Zackeriah

    Zackeriah Porn Star

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    I Think That's Where It Started, It Was:
    Step On A Crack You'll Break Your Mother's Back
    Step On A Line You'll Break Your Father's Spine
    Brother
    Sister

    Step On A Shelf And You'll Fall And Hurt Yourself


    I Know There Was A Brother And A Sister Line And I Think There Was Another One Not Sure... Hmmmm...
     
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