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  1. belva

    belva Sex Machine

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    GF's nephew and also GF's dad both left wee on the floor, maybe its wrong for guys to stand up?
     
    1. in2doingit
      I pee in the sink in the morning while brushing my teeth.Alot easier in the middle of the night also
       
      in2doingit, Jan 3, 2018
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  2. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    I piss in the waste basket next to the toilet so the toilet doesn't get dirty.
     
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  3. noboat

    noboat Porn Star

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    [​IMG]
     
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  4. Bron Zeage

    Bron Zeage I am a river to my people

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    You should be happy they raised the seat.
     
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      She never mentioned it.
       
      Ficxa 479, Jan 4, 2018
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  5. Hush

    Hush Happy Hhedonist

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    So start sitting down when you pee then.

    Hush....an alias
     
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  6. pussy in boots

    pussy in boots ride em cowgirl up

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    Where is the sign "GUYS STAND CLOSE IT'S SHORTER THEN YOU THINK".
     
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  7. belva

    belva Sex Machine

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    trends are so hard to change
     
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  8. shadow walker

    shadow walker Полковник

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    What trend men have been pissing standing up ever since we evolved to walk on two legs.
     
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  9. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Okay.... I hate to do this but here's Dr. Rixer's potty tip for the day.

    "oval bowl" .......no runs, no drips, no errors.:pompus:

    Jesus...
     
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  10. belva

    belva Sex Machine

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    oh yeah good point
     
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  11. belva

    belva Sex Machine

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    is it sometimes erect/hard when wee comes or is it always floppy/short for wee?
     
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  12. noboat

    noboat Porn Star

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    [​IMG]
     
    1. pussy in boots
      Guys do things like that! They're guys.
       
      pussy in boots, Jan 3, 2018
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  13. belva

    belva Sex Machine

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    i wonder why he does that, maybe a dare?
     
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  14. JosephMiraglia

    JosephMiraglia Porno Junky

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    Get a bigger toilet.
     
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  15. mdesk66

    mdesk66 Porn Star

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    I cant go when im hard, I can go after a couple drinks when its 1/2 hard though
     
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  16. CS natureboy

    CS natureboy Porn Star

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    They are just lazy inconsiderate slobs. It's not hard to avoid pissing on the floor or rim of the toilet. If they had to clean up after themselves, they wouldn't be such poor shots. You might want to suggest they both put on diapers the next time they stop by for a visit.

    Oh, and the next time you go over to the GF's dad's house, piss on his bathroom floor.
     
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  17. Ficxa 479

    Ficxa 479 Porn Star

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    I have no means. My wife is ex boxer.She never tells twice.
     
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  18. Mayling

    Mayling SEX FIEND

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    My little brother used to pee behind the refrigerator because it was closer than the bathroom and our dog got in big trouble for it until they caught my brother doing it.
     
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  19. Pussy.Patrol

    Pussy.Patrol Porn Star

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    If you’re pierced then standing up almost isn’t an option.
     
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