Theres been one on bad ones, but girls, what about the ones that did catch ur attention or were like, good lol

name a few :wink:

 

trying to get some new ones?

 

Look her in the eyes and say, "Hi." Then smile.

 

When I use to party, the line that worked was "Can I buy you a drink?" Horrible, I know.

 

lol nd baller as i previously stated...

I dont use pickup lines...my mojo wroks in mysterious ways....

 

How about..."I'm incredibly wealthy."

Nah, just kidding. Pickup lines have never worked on me. I get to know people doing the things I like to do that put me in contact with people. Probably the most likely line to succeed would be something like "Want to go have a cup of coffee? You know, talk?"

 

Some tongue in cheek ones:

If I told you that you had a good body, would you hold it against me?

I'd like to get something straight between us.

Wanna fuck?

 

this is crazy but one that got me was "you smell good enough to eat"

 

okay sorry but I can't resist. That sounds like a quote from "Deliverance"

 

lmao like my mom's lotion

 

I just gotta say:

You're a fucking idiot. Learn to read.

 

lol yea this topic is for the BEST pickup lines, notice how i put BEST in caps in the title?

 

Oh, yeah. Makes it even better if he's leaning in and whispers it by your ear and you can feel his breath on the side of your neck.

 

id settle for something like, "God, your so beautiful," or "Wow, you take my breath away". lol you don't have get to imaginative on me, just compliment me lol.

 

sarai check ur PM's lol

 

lmao that was funny, it took me like a whole minute and a half to figure out what you were doing lol.

 

With my girlfriend, I said "In accordance with UK law, I'm obligewd to tell you that I'm a convicted sex offender. Whats your name?"

She was like putty in my hands!

 

trying to get laid on the internet?

 

lol no, he made fun of me for my post before lol but it was funny lol

 

Hey Pretty Lady, pull up my face and sit down!
Doc.