Now I think a little bit of class is in order. Welcome to the drawing room - strict dress code here. Dinner jackets and cocktail dresses, and a well stocked bar - but no drunkenness please. Intelligent conversation or idle chit chat, anything goes but please be civil. Would anyone care to apply for the job of barman? All auditions to Mistress Cija, bare chests and tight trousers please............ and maybe a door supervisor to keep out the riff raff?

All in a spirit of fun, I don't mind if it's just me, or whether we can't move for the hot packed bodies...........

 

Well I am not sure about a bare chest and tight trousers, but I am here to offer my services Mistress Cija. I am more of a well fit black dinner jacket and tie sort, just so you know

 

I don't know, this may be a tad too formal for me. I think I fall under the category of riff-raff, hehehe. I've never been one to take to jackets and ties and such. However, I do enjoy the idea of a "classy joint" for sophisticates to mingle. Should provide some interesting reading for the likes of me pressing my street-urchin face against the glass.

 

Sounds perfect Mr F - champagne?

 

Well, let me just make myself a Bloody Mary (with a little Guinness in it) and think about this. When I saw DRAWING ROOM I brought my crayons in with me.

 

Well maybe you can be the door supervisor and discourage the unworthy?

 

I'll be the one outside washing the window for you.

 

Pours Cija a glass, and smiles charmingly - Your drink Mistress, how else may I serve

 

Aw, thanks for the offer, but I'm not nearly assertive enough for that position, comes with the role of being a boy-toy I'm afraid . But out of curiosity, what would that entail?

 

Any drawing on the walls and Von Armand will have you by the scruff of the neck in a trice

 

You just have to look impressively intimidating and know a few handy finger or wrist locks...... free drinks when you're off duty naturally, and maybe a few perks with the proprieter (me)

 

I'm sure I have a DJ somewhere that will fit you - care to come for a fitting?

 

I think I'll come in and see what it's all about, wearing my favorite blue dress, heading over to the bar and ordering a strawberry margarita.

 

Well sweetie, naturally you are my arm candy

 

Yes, quite. Drawing on walls is for the young :excited:. But I would never ruin such a quality establishment with crayons. Especially out of fear for the Lady's whips and chains and such, she keeps in the back room.

 

Well of course You didn't train me for nothing, Mistress of the drawing room

 

I'm in! I can look intimidating, it comes with being tall. Drinks and perks are of course all I would ever require

 

Welcome - we still need a barman but maybe we can imagine him

 

Well, I'm not a man otherwise I'd apply, since I'm pretty good at mixing and making drinks myself.

 

shh, don't mention the back room!!!