Negative Nancy's! Someone who is constantly hatin' on everything and has nothing nice to say. The people who go out of their way to bring others down.

 

I was relaxing in a nice hot bath after working outside for several hours on the landscaping/hardscaping today. The wife walks into the bathroom to ask me a question but gets sidetracked then asks, when did you start cutting your pubic hair? I looked into her eyes and said, about five years now and it’s called shaving. She paused for a moment then asked why? I respond, the girlfriend prefers when I’m smooth as silk, shrugging my shoulders. She looked at me, looked at the manhood then flipped me the bird as she walked out.

 

Fucking @Arquebus.
One of these days I'm going to find my way back to Az. and you and I are going to tussle.

 

I watched most of your latest video, while you claimed that it wasn't your best work, all I can say is you must fuck more and record more...as they say 'practice makes perfect'

 

@ace's n 8's I sure appreciate that, I have a lot to learn, but I'm eager

 

You'll eagerly make a perfect student....

There just lots to do, and you need to get back in the classroom...right now.

 

No fish in the damn sea!! But the moon is nearly full

 

A 'blue moon' at that.

 

How does all the comments get mixed up ,is hard to follow sometimes. Can't tell who the person is speaking to ,so when I see an insult, I just assume it's me they are talking to. But sometimes it's actually not me . Lmao.

 

Welp, today I have to go camping. My driver's license is expiring and I need to go down to the DMV with paperwork to get the federally required Real I.D.
The problem is the DMV is almost as fucked up and inefficient as the Post Office. I blame it on the lazy ass unionized government workers that have no incentive to actually do what they're getting overpaid to do... I'll likely be there all day waiting. I have a lunch, change of clothes, fully charged phone with charger in hand. This isn't gonna be a quick trip....

 

I've actually met a friendly DPS agent...once. no shit.

 

Why do I have to put the deck furniture together? I don't want it, I don't need it, I didn't order it? I'm going to order a procharger and tell her she has to install it! I feel much better now.

 

Here's what gripes me this morning. Shoes! Fucking shoes!
I run around in flaps most every day since I retired. Fuck I hate those days I gotta put those fucking shoes on and go somewhere where flaps aren't appropriate.
Around these parts, I'm known as the fappin' flapper....

 

Geeze, I didn't know most days we flapped together.

 

I'd like to point out that even though this is a porn site, not every woman is here to receive random filthy messages from strangers !!!

 

I've got a ban from Facebook for being inappropriate! You lot are leading me astray!!

 

Well, since the word on the street is I can't change my username (*cough*... bullshit)
I guess I'll do it myself in my own little way.