A vibrating double jell dildo. It puts some extra woohoo into tribbing.

 

Ooo iii Just got these two, today. The top one is a stretchy cock cage

 

I recently purchased the Barbie pole dancing set!

Thinskin

 

I have been reflecting on this as a bi guy who has a somewhat anal fixation (my pics may give it away). I have a few basic toys such as anal beads, dildo and anal plugs (and I bought a large steel one recently which is quite heavy and feels great). However the most recent purchases to satisfy my fetish is as simple as buying fresh vegetables. I adore picking up the largest and longest cucumber, maybe a round fruit to stretch me. Dare I say, just looking at those large vegetables gives me an instant erection. And rather than clean up after wards, they simply go in the trash can. Sometimes I will walk through the aisle where they sell shampoo's and deodorants and select a long fat container with very rounded edges. Of course I am so careful not to have anything sharp or breakable and the like. That would be a real issue. So in summary, the last toy purchase was a large fat cucumber!

 

A strap on. No idea yet if I will get to use it but it is there just in case

 

A nice cock sheath so I can give my wife a bigger cock when she wants it

 

Three glass plugs and a thick black suction dong

 

A small indoor drone

 

I did order a dildo and a butt plug for my second anal experience.
Damn it, it hurts. Hope to enjoy it in the next few months.

 

Does this qualify........ lol

 

Bought? HA! How quaint. I've discovered a foolproof method of getting any object I desire. I grab the goods, start to leave, and if anyone questions me, I act like an imbecile. I'm just attractive enough that it's endearing, and who'll grapple with a loon over a couple of dildonic devices anyhow?

 

The pair of glass ones are the last I bought, the clear 1 is my favourite of the 2

 

A silicone pussy that I'm stuffing right now

 

I bought a masturbador Fleshlight, and it is damnnnn goooooood

 

Havent clicked to "checkout" button yet

 

A hooker, damn Canadian girl was almost as tall as me, I tried on some of her lingerie afterwards and it fitted me!!!

 

Still to this day i have not found anything that will consistently satisfy me. Don't get me wrong it's not that i use them on a daily basis. But i have bought expensive toys for men , used it and the first time yes it works but then try it another time, nothing. I don't know more likely it's me. But it gets costly.