What's the naughtiest thing you have done or want to do?

 

Guessing you first!!!!

 

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All sorts of things.
But this one time (NOT at Band Camp) This gal I dated really wanted to be fisted.
It was tight, hot and sticky, and that was how I found out she'd had a Hysterectomy.
Kind of an odd feeling to press your finger up against a smooth concave surface where the cervix should be.

 

Face fucked my lady friend while she laid on her back on a picknik bench. There was a family having a birthday party not 30 feet away too. Once I got to pumping, I wasn't about to stop till she had a mouthfull.

 

Me ex gf and I stayed at a mutual friends place for a weekend. Wasn't a lot of space so we crashed in the friends room. She let us sleep in her bed while she slept on a pile of pillows and blankets on the floor. Gf got horny and wanted to fuck with our friend sleeping no more than an arms length away. She woke and positioned herself so I could see her rubbing her small tits and fingering herself. I wanted to grab her and fuck her as well. Next morning at breakfast the friend walked in and smiled at me and whispered in my ear thanks for the entertainment.

 

I went down on a girl with her husband watching. Then she gave me a blow job while he fucked her doggy.

 

I finger fucked my wife to an orgasm in the backseat of a cab while the driver tried to watch as best he could...

 

Licked her clean after he filled her pussy.

 

It's a secret

 

It's hard to put my finger on a specific thing, but I have had sex with much younger men. For some of them, I was the first.

 

When I would dress my husband up as a sexy woman and we went to a gay bar, we both ended up giving blowjobs under the table, my husband with gay men and me with bisexual men

 

People always have to put the tame stuff, because the juicy stuff can’t be said out loud.

 

Taking a trans girl to my hotel room. Didn't know she was until I got her undressed. I really loved fucking her and making her cum while I was. Wanted to do it again but she slipped out while I was dozing.

 

I stood in the 5 items or less aisle with 6 items

 

My wife and I were in a hot 69 session with her on top. I was eating her for all I was worth, when she shifted and her butthole ended up right on my mouth. I was in the moment and stuck my tongue deep in it, and got a taste of what was inside. Rather than being grossed out, it was like an electric current passed through me. I wet a finger and stuck it in deep. She started bucking and humping the finger in her ass. I felt her poop against my finger. I curled my finger at the last knuckle and pulled some out, directly into my mouth. The taste was completely unexpected and there was no smell. I held that bit in my mouth while fucking her ass with my finger. I went back to licking her clit. She had a screaming orgasm and peed directly in my mouth (another first.) I swallowed it all while she was crying and twitching on top of me. She didn’t realize that any of this had happened. From that night on, I repeated those actions every chance I got. I think she finally caught on to what I was doing, but we never spoke of it. But there was always something in there for me when we did that position. Once my finger went in, she really pushed her insides against it. It was a completely disgusting, completely erotic activity, and the most intimate thing I ever did. Since she left I’ve never done it again, but I’d love to find someone to share that with. One more thing: it was never something I’d thought of or considered before that moment. Before I did it, I was just as repulsed by the idea as any normal person would be.

 

I was used as a human toilet by my now ex-wife's book club because I whined they were at our house when my favorite team was on Monday Night Football....just so you know, no toilet paper allowed had to lick them clean no matter what they did.

 

Most women would never do that, or would consider it only of no one else knew they did.

 

I masturbate in my car alot at a local cruising spot and was real horny by edging myself for a while.
Got the nerve to take a walk in the woods where I saw a lot of guys going in.
Walked a way and a guy was passing and grabbed my cock, felt it has hard. I stopped and let him feel it through my gym shorts while not wearing underwear.
He said very nice and asked me if I wanted him to suck it. I pull down my shorts and got head in the woods. It was so fucking hot and I was so turned on, it didn't take me long to shoot my load down his throat.
Pulled up my shorts and I was on my way.