The Perfect Woman 1. Will cater to my ever whim 2. Jerk me off any time I want. 3. Fix dinner every night. 4. Fix my favorite meal all the time. 5 Will work and bring home her pay check to me. 6. Will always want me to fuck her. 7 Will remember all my birthdays and get presents. 8 Will never leave me no matter what. 9 She must always give me her money and pay my meals out. 10. She will love to cook and clean the house. 11 She will be so sweet and gentle to me at all times. 12 She will always allow me to see what I want on the TV 13 She will bow down to me and say Yes Sir and No Sir. 14 She will comfort me when sick 15 She must always look like a Hollywood star when dressed. 16 She will always have a beautiful shape, and never get over weight. 17 She always address me as her favorite person when, we meet other couples 18 She will never have a head ache. . 19 She must always look her best when out in public and treat me with the utmost respect 20 She will always ask if she needs any money, but will pay me back when she gets her pay check..

 

Gotta go the ohter way here. Prefer some one who challenges me. Makes me work for the relationship. Keep things interesting. Still lead our lives and have our friends, but always manage to meet up in the middle. Hopefully that makes sense. It does to me.

 

the smarttest women would move on to a new guy !

 

Wow

All I can say damn hell of a fantasy girl in your mind...

 

why is this in the pics section?

 

It does to me also,
A strong Man is not threatend by a strong Woman!

 

Because some just don't know this is Pics & Movie post... LOL...

 

why

 

Who would want such a spinless woman... the sex would be like fucking a piece of wet toast.

I prefer the company of equals.

But... to each his/her own, good luck hunting!

 

My 99% perfect woman was my 2nd wife. ex is a Gemini, so that precludes perfection in itself, but I still love her. #1 was maybe 90%. Close enough for government work.

 

You are dumb. You will more than likely die alone.

 

You in a happy smiley mood today P?

 

The Yacht guy is Jimmy!!! It's a joke, just like all his photoshop pictures....Good luck with finding that girl, Jimmy!!! She doesn't exist and never has......

 

That is so weird!! I usually respond to Jim with "You are dumb", and I did with this guy before knowing who it was. How ironic is that?!?

I should have known it was that idiot by his signature. Dam honey I need it sucked, so don't go to work today,,

What a moron.

 

HEY Man Wake UP!!! *shaking this idiot* Your talking in your sleep again. You fell asleep on the forum and that can be dangerous around here.

 

Be careful what you wish for...

The Perfect Woman

1. Will cater to my ever whim.
I mentioned once, on a whim, that I wished I could fuck over my boss... so she did!

2. Jerk me off any time I want.
Then she makes dinner. I wonder if she washed her hands?

3. Fix dinner every night.
Before, after, during or instead of fucking?

4. Fix my favorite meal all the time.
We've had that damn same meal, every night, every week, every month, all year long.

5 Will work and bring home her pay check to me.
She brought home $1780.25 from hooking last night. I asked, "Who's the cheap bastard who gave you 25 cents?" She said, "Why, all of them, dear!"

6. Will always want me to fuck her.
Always, anywhere, everywhere, it's embarassing, she whines about it all the time, in front of my boss, my parents, hell even my grandparents! Fuck me, Fuck me, Fuck me!

7 Will remember all my birthdays and get presents.
How many birthdays do you have, anyway??

8 Will never leave me no matter what.
GET THE HELL OUTTA THE BATHROOM! Geeeze woman!

9 She must always give me her money and pay my meals out.
I ate out every night this week, and my best friend Bob is over at my house getting his whims catered to... .hmmmmmmm

10. She will love to cook and clean the house.
She does it in a little french maid's outfit that Bob bought her. Cleans every night... every damn night while I'm watching what I want on the TV and eating my dinner.

11 She will be so sweet and gentle to me at all times.
She is to me, but I hear her yell, "Oh Bob, fuck me you animal, pound me so hard I'll orgasm into next week you raging bundle of testosterone!" I think she was watching porn.

12 She will always allow me to see what I want on the TV
I watched what I wanted all night! It was great! Then I noticed Bob was over again, keeping her company in the other room.... hmmmmmm

13 She will bow down to me and say Yes Sir and No Sir.
Then she asks the orderly if my medication is still working.

14 She will comfort me when sick
Feeds me chicken soup, puts a cool cloth over my eyes then must be watching that porn thingy again. "Bob you bitch, pound it harder, harder, HARDER and deeper ohhhhh yes!" Ever notice how many male porn stars are named Bob?

15 She must always look like a Hollywood star when dressed.
Tonight she looked like Arnold Schwartznegger. Last night she looked like Lassie.

16 She will always have a beautiful shape, and never get over weight.
Bob says her shape is fantastic! All that cleaning and..... hmmmmmm

17 She always address me as her favorite person when, we meet other couples
Yeah, addressed me as her "favorite person" and addressed Bob as "that throbbing thrillhammer of manhood".

18 She will never have a head ache.
She says watching porn takes the headache away.

19 She must always look her best when out in public and treat me with the utmost respect.
She does! The bill for "looking good" came to $4500 last month and came with a lovely note signed "respectfully yours".

20 She will always ask if she needs any money, but will pay me back when she gets her pay check.
Odd, but she's never asked me for money..... hmmmm

 

guess im not perfect.. and yet.. its still your loss anyway.. ..

 

Guess my wife is as near to perfect as I'm likely to ever get... I am a voyuer to quite extreme levels and she is a cock loving exhibitionist...need I say more?
My wife is horny, sexy, always wet, she has sex with her two eldest son, her daughter in law, four other lovers and a dog, but always comes back to me and always gives it up to me whenever and where ever I want it, however I want it... in short she is a sex crazed maniac and I love her for it...
As for me I do all the cooking and most of the house work and I am more than happy to do so for such a dirty little wife

 

There she is ladies and gents.

 

Although I'd settle for this.