Walks back in bar with -yadda yadda - whatever I was wearing before AND a pair of chaps (thanks NERF%-)LORD for the heads up)

Stands in middle of room, points LOADED water pistol into air


"This is up!"



Thank~S~ for listening

 

Walks into bar, after an intensely NERF%-)ISH day of training - wearing ditto from earlier PLUS a shirt.

Stands in middle of room.

Ahem *Takes stick from behind back, holds it in air*

This is a stick *points at stick above head* up

*Hears muffled whispers from stage left, turns and shrugs*

Whu? Whut did I get wrong THIS time? I said the words "THIS IS A STICK UP - QUIT RIDIN' MY BACK"

Oh, um I'll be back

Promi~S~e

 

*Walks in, singing joyfully..."LA La LA lala,WHOA!*
*Slowly backs out*

 

*Stops NERF%-)LORD from leaving by holding water pistol to back of head*

"Go on punk, ask yourself, how many squirts of water have used to quench my thirst, and how many squirts are left? Me, I could care less if you choose to do as I say or run, go ahead, punk - MAKE MY DAY"

 

*slightly regrets walking into the bar,"OUCH" but is some how turned on by the aggression put forth by the Pink cowboyhatted lady*
NERF%-)? I think to myself, unsure what will happen if I move to quick.

 

Good grief Charlie Brown (Oh hell no one on here is old enough to know who Charlie Brown was)

I must have a drink.

Gets me a JD and Dr. Pepper and Lime from the bar. Its called a Dr. Jack.

 

*scratches head, wonders what all the mwomp mawa womp mwomp was about*

 

That is soooooooo gay

WTF have you done the LORD OF NERF%-) I want my Viking back *sniff* or I'm not plaaaaaaayyyyyyyinnnnnngggggg *cries uncontrollably, grinding and gnashing of teeth - looks around to see if there's a scribe anywhere writing in The Big Book*

 

"Ancient spirits of Valhalah, transform this blithering idiot into the ever powerful NERF%-)LORD!"
I turn around, slap your ass, grab you by the hair, NERF%-)!, and smile as I pull you close.
"Cum here littlemama, I am your leige"

 

Sees pp, slowly takes off panties and hands them to him.

 

*sighs*

NERF%-)ME baby

 

Shut the fuck up......

and pour me a Kir Royale.

 

"OH Z..." I turn around and plant a sloppy wet kiss right on your mouth...
"Ah-Thankyou, Thankyouverymuuch!"
Skimfad? Lets go!
Takes the pink cowboyhatted lady by the hand, looking at Z, "'Secuse me littlelady, I got some NERF%-)ing to attend to" grabbing the stick from behind pinky, I say "Always remember, never forget...THIS IS A STICK" and with a a flick of my wrist, I throw it into the back of the room. Walking out the doors, woman in tow, grunting.

 

..with the panties just dropping the fuck OFF me! NERF%-)

 

*picks up skims panties* Throwing them into the bar I yell "THOSE ARE PANTIES!"
NERF%-)! Oh yes...NERF%-)!

 

*sighs*

 

Comeonbaby, leeeats GO!

 

*sighs, gazes adoringly at NERF%-)LORDS ears*

Okie dokie, I'm right behind you