A boy that was 18 went to a fair by a city one sunny summer morning in 1983 with his mother. The mother and her son got an orange, clear and shiny printed balloon on a stick each at a tent. A man met with the mother at the fair that wanteds to play balloon with her. Even while the man, the woman and the boy was scared of balloons were it tickling in their privates too by playing balloon in the grass. The balloon made soft noises by being grabbed and puished to by the morning horny man and the mother and her son. Later had the aroused man unzipped his pants, and rubbed the raised warm boner inside his pants. The boy was rubbing the squeaking balloon against the titd on the woman held for a while, as the man rubbed his boner in his pants. Some minutes later had the man got his pants soaking wet of genital milk. On the way home that afternoon in the frontseat of the car had the boy sat beside his mother, and been petting a round and shiny blue ad balloon he got at the fair. As the balloon whined by being kissed and rubbed by the ecstatic boy, was he taking his warm penis out. The boy rubbed his dick in over an hour, until the seats got sprayed over with cum twice in a row.

 

That awkward moment whe you realise, "I'll never get the last 52 seconds of my life back."

 

+1

 

-7=-6? Too much ballooning.

 

I can't help it. When I read 'balloons', I immediately remembered this commercial:

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I have no clue what any of this means.

 

Nor do I.

(And that's the first time I ever used the word nor).

 

Ooh! Word of the day!

I knew there was some good use for this thread.

 

Descrying this attempt.

This story was an extraneous use of a bastardised English language.

Sure there will be other and better phrases. Competition time perhaps.

Keeping what good there might be in this thread.

 

.....

And this, children, is why you shouldn't do drugs!

 

This sounds like someone wrote it in haste, and on a dare from another.

 

Hey Rufus! Hold my beer! I'm gonna write me on of them porn stories, by damn!

 

This time I was smarter. I skipped to the last sentence.

 

I was smarter still.

 

Right. But I wanted to see if the balloons got together in the end or if the chapter ends in another cliffhanger.

 

A new indoor swimming pool had opened one day in 1985. There was games and other activities that day. The crowd of boys and girls got round, clear and yellow balloons to inflate in the swimming pool. One of the boys that were 16 was scared of balloons, but his penis got hard in his swimming trunks too by blowing air in one of the yellow round balloons. A girl at 16 wanted to play balloon with the boy, and she was scared of balloons too. The girl and the boy got hard genitals by hearing the balloon squeak and hiss softly by being inflated. Then was the girl and the boy playing balloon in long time. Over an hour later had the boy made his swimming trunks wet of cum after playing balloon with the girl.

 

Just to give you a clue....

....because you do not seem to have taken the sarcasm on board, this is not a story that provokes any interest.

The grammar is poor, ( although I suspect English is not your native tongue).

And, the story line is just boring.

Give us a break eh?

 

One sunny summer morning in 1985 had a 17 year old boy, and his 16 year old brother went to the local Air Show on a field outside their village. The two boys got a round, shiny, clear, orange and printed balloon on a stick at the crowded Air Show. Both the boys was afraid of balloons, but their sticks got thick too in their pants by sitting in the grass and playing balloon in over an hour. The two morning horny boys grabbed the squeaky balloon, as they was afraid that the balloon would explode on the dirty ground. After the balloon play had the 16 year old sat and rubbed the warm solid stick in his pants for over an hour. It were the first time that the 16 year old boy had rubbed his penis. Later that day had the two boys got up in a mini train at the Air Show. One of the horny boys sat in the mini train, and were brushing the squeaky balloon on the stick for some minutes. The other boy unzipped the pants of his brother that kissed and hugged the creaking and clear balloon, as the relaxed boy rubbed his warm dick in his pants. Nearly 30 minutes later had the boy sprayed his cum out in his pants after his Brother had rubbed his thick private.

 

Ok, so I clearly pick up on the balloon fetish. I'm sure they make medicine for that. Otherwise, maybe you should talk about. Discuss the root of your, uhm, attraction. Did your babysitter buy you balloons as a kid, or what?

Also, I see you mentioned somewhere that the girl and the boy got hard genitals. Now, I'm just speaking from own experience, but I have never really had hard genitals. I'm not sure it's a good thing.