1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Riskykristi1

    Riskykristi1 Porn Star

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    It's a spin off of Things to not say game and I hope it hasn't been done before. Search didn't find it.

    List things you would not want to hear while getting freaky, like the sound of the elevator doors opening, or the classic "Honey I'm home!".
     
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  2. brockencross1

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  3. !Michael!

    !Michael! Porn Star

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    "Freeze! Police!".... that would be bad...

    "OH SHIT!! dad's home! and oh by the way, I'm not really over 18"
     
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  4. wrench24a

    wrench24a Porn Star

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    The sound of a round being racked into the chamber of a 12 gauge pump shotgun!:eek:
     
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  5. king4_areason

    king4_areason Porn Star

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    Hey, wake up.
     
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  6. Norton X

    Norton X Oddball

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    "Damn, this so good, Norton. I'm so glad I had that operation. I never enjoyed being a man."

    What the fuck!! :wideyed: :eek: :yuck:
     
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  7. horny rod

    horny rod Sex Lover

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    the sound of the chick i am having sex with mentioning an ex - lover just as she is about to cum
     
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  8. AnX

    AnX Naughty girl

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    Someone say "Next"
     
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  9. ThickHoseFireman

    ThickHoseFireman Porn Star

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    Can you help me put the medical cream on my genital warts when we are finished.:wideyed:
     
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  10. AnX

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    Will you drive me to the hospital for my STD check up later?
     
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  11. ThickHoseFireman

    ThickHoseFireman Porn Star

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    I think my penis extension fell off inside you
     
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  12. shadowfap

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    Can you hurry up? My son is bringing his hot teacher over.
     
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  13. king4_areason

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    Daddy, that's not mom.
     
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  14. bravoalfa

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    Your sister was tighter
     
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  15. king4_areason

    king4_areason Porn Star

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    Are you done yet?
     
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  16. wrench24a

    wrench24a Porn Star

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    A voice behind you saying "BOY,you're in a heap of trouble!":eek::oops:
     
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  17. king4_areason

    king4_areason Porn Star

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    Really, Thats all you got?
     
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  18. shadowfap

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    Can you bring me an ice pack? My back hurts.
     
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  19. king4_areason

    king4_areason Porn Star

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    Hurry up, i finished awhile ago already.
     
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  20. wrench24a

    wrench24a Porn Star

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    Your grandmother gives better head.:eek:
     
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