This is so true, it's almost scary! lol.

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about Nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's Okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3

 

LMAO! so true

 

always love to make someone smile!

 

i will differ on no. 2....... if my b/f wants to take me out, i will be ready in 5 mins :-D but i agree with the rest..........

 

I think that in the most part agrees with my experience with women. All except my 2nd wife, who if I said lets go was right there. Never had to wait for her.:rose:

 

10) does my ass look fat in this: Trick question the truth (often yes) will end up in pain and suffering a. a Lie and she wont believe a thing you say for the rest of the day because she knows that her ass looks fat in that

11) whats wrong: she thinks that something is wrong and usually she is right however on the rare occasion that nothing is wrong she wont believe you

12) sure: she doesnt want to do what you suggested but she will anyway

13) sure whatever: she really doesnt want to do what you suggested and will make you pay for making her do what you want to do later

14) everything is fine: everything is not fine and because its taken you so long to pick up on the fact that everything is not fine means that she is going to make you pay for it

15) no really everything is fine: 50/50 everything actually is fine. OR there are major problems that she wants to think up every possible comeback you could think of so that she has the upper hand the entire argument. give up now and let her win as quick as possible as you CANT win

16) fuck you: fuck you

17) fuck me: your doing something right keep on doing it

18 ) *wimper*: your either hurting her or doing something REALLY right decide which one and either stop immediately or dont stop unless the apocalypse is coming and then only slow down so you can see whats going on

19) no really its ok go have fun with your friends: she's unhappy that she isnt being invited to go have fun with your friends aswell and would rather you spend time with her

thats all ive got at the moment but there are more

 

Now from a males point of view!
No:1.So how long are you going to be?"oh about five minutes".As If we don't know!
No:2.Fine!,"So everything is fine then"?Well don't bother me afterwards!
No:3."Nothing",well refer to no:2.
No:4."Go ahead",Don't tempt me you will be living with you're mother.
No:5."Loud sigh",I can do that too!
No:6."That's ok",Good we can have sex now!
No:7."Thanks",That's ok as long as you undertsand!
No:8."Whatever",I see you're confused,I'll talk to you later,I'm going to the pub!
No:9."Don't worry about it,I got it".Good saves me doing it!

It's a joke ok!

 

My husband says that when women say things like that, it should be accompanied by the sound of a snake rattle.

 

Your hubby sounds like a very shrewd character !

 

lol

Love them so true lol

 

I think maybe he should have been a psychologist. He seems to know all my moves.

 

I bet you've still got a few moves that'll surprise him !

 

understanding women?

no one...could fully understand me! Heck...I don't even understand me!

 

Yep you sound like a pretty normal woman then ! If you gals don't understand yourselves, how the hell are us guys meant to stand a chance?

Are women generally more amenable to suggestions after some hot sex? My mrs is like putty around my finger after we're done ?

 

LoL...guilty!

 

Well, if all else fails, I still have the ability to just fuck him to death.

 

Supposedly, the last words of the philosopher Georg Wilhelm Hegel were as follows:

"Only one man ever understood me....and HE didn't understand me."

So we're in good company.

 

LOL LOL LOL LOL - ok now please come up with an excuse for me as to why I just roared with laughter in front of my secretary !

 

thanks Kimi...i thought i was going insane!

 

there's could be like 50 different things you could know about understanding women and most guys would still have no idea, damn you all are confusing!