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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. Sam101

    Sam101 Sex Lover

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    That pix says it all!
     
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  2. danielle is hot

    danielle is hot Sex Lover

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    Did not think of those!!love it!
     
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  3. Anonymous Master

    Anonymous Master 18-0

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    genius... pure genius
     
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  4. sexxycurves

    sexxycurves Newcumer

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    I have to agree but most women are all very different. It's what you like:rose:
     
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  5. Seraphiel

    Seraphiel Porn Star

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    id have ALOT of fun trying to push your buttons
     
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  6. kellycantcum

    kellycantcum Porn Star

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    too funny chunkster!;)
     
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  7. scotchncoke

    scotchncoke Porn Star

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    HAHAHA thats good!
     
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  8. Tahtiana

    Tahtiana Sex Machine

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    refer to dane cook for the ultimate in female subliminal manipulation..

    the fact that he's even able to uncover us is testament to him and his understanding of the female mind..
     
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  9. twisted one

    twisted one Sex Lover

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    Hmmmm...I always thought it was....

    No. 1 So how long are you going to be? 5 minutes.....can we have a quickie now?
    No. 2 Fine! Great, lets have sex.
    No. 3 Nothing! Even better, lets have sex.
    No. 4. Go Ahead.....alright!!! lets have sex.
    No. 5 Loud sigh, I'm bored too, lets have sex.
    No. 6 "Thats OK".....woohoo, kinky sex.
    No. 7 "Thanks".....want sex?
    No. 8 Whatever! Okay, so no kinky sex, just straight sex then?
    No. 8 "Don't worry about it!" All night sex.
    :D
     
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  10. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing.









    Except that I'm always right.

    -S-
     
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  11. kat young

    kat young Porno Junky

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    Sorry, its true, no mere man can ever understand women.:kiss::kiss::kiss:
     
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  12. zyzy

    zyzy Porn Star

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    Hoooray your back ALAN
     
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  13. scotchncoke

    scotchncoke Porn Star

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    And if we ever do you would only change the rules.Therefore I plead ignorance.(now where was that G spot again).
     
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  14. zyzy

    zyzy Porn Star

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    Nono that was the clit, VASH said it was inside about six inches and would stretch.:rolleyes:
     
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  15. dreamnetrob

    dreamnetrob Amateur

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    How to Make a Woman Happy
    It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynaecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate
    44. compassionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    45. give her compliments regularly
    46. love shopping
    47. be honest
    48. be very rich
    49. not stress her out
    50. not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    54. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes

    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
    1. Show up naked
    2. Bring food
     
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  16. kat young

    kat young Porno Junky

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    Fabulous

    How succinct and how true, ALL of it.:kiss::kiss::kiss:
     
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  17. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    I must print that out, maybe it will help me.:(
     
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  18. Elli

    Elli Porn Star

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    "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
    Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum
    cleaner."

    OMG my ex used this one all the time. Don't they realize how transparent they are?
     
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  19. RebeccaDream

    RebeccaDream Amateur

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    That's funny Elli. Hmmmm, too bad I'm not good with the vaccuum.
     
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  20. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    Only because it's not possible. It's not a fault with the man, it's a fault in the woman's design. :mrgreen:

    -S-
     
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