Somebody asked for a unicorn thread so here it is. What do we think about them. My main question is can one be trained to use their horn like a big dildo, or is that just ridiculous? Also can they be ridden bareback or is a saddle required? Any one have any input? @mayling or @CFH3ll ??

 

No saddle needed, unicorns are safe spaces and guarantee to never throw a snowflake to the ground. And yes, I'm sure snowflakes like riding the horn too...

 

Meh. I prefer niblets instead. I mix 'em with my mashed potatoes.

 

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not worth the fight ...

 

Only thing mystical is your dead girlfriend...thought you had me on ignore dumb fuck...

 

Clutch the pearls! Patches is dead?



I guess she took one prick too many to her poor, tired, plastic epidermis.

(Anyway, justpasinggas is just jealous cuz he's usually the one to turn a thread into a steaming pile and he figures you beat him to the punch.)

 

I have heard that Unicorns fart rainbows, I wonder what that would smell like?

 

Oh I certainly have something to say say about Unicorns. Unicorns are mythological friendly, beautiful, non aggressive creatures that are a are a great escape to think about when I'm in such aggressive places that are filled with people fighting and ready to explode from things in our very fucked up world. Their horns are used to keep people who attack them away. Who can possibly be so fucked up as to verbally denounce such a thing as a Unicorn ? Is it wrong to wish for a thing that is so non threatening , even though unrealistic, as a Unicorn ? I'm finding that in the world and in our country it is wrong to wish for a Unicorn. Tell your children in your bedtime stories to them about the how Unicorns aren't a peaceful imaginary thing, and tell them the true stories of how america is such a fucked up place that they should carry guns , do drugs and kill the freaks who are going to fuck up your real world and maybe that will give them hope for a great future promising adulthood. Start them early about the real things and to not escape into some sort of safe place in their minds so they can understand early how to deal with the great things in store for them, Rape, robbery, drugs, violence, etc. I understand quite well the fucked up world will live in and that Unicorns aren't real, but fuck yourselves for trying to wreck my vision of something that takes my thoughts away , if even for a minute, to a place where there are Unicorns and a place that is peaceful, beautiful, and calming. Why don't we all just go and shoot up smoke some drugs and get with the program and get on the same page.
Fuck you all have anything to say negative about my saying Unicorn
. Unicorn, Unicorn, Unicorn, FUCKING UNICORN.
And if like some stupid bitch said to me that I can be banned for saying Unicorn, then so be it. Unicorn, Unicorn, Unicorn, Big fucking deal......Uni-Fucking-Corn.

 

@mayling, I would love to watch you riding a majestic unicorn over the dunes at the beach. You would have to be naked, of course. That would certainly put me in a better mood!

 

they got smart
saw humans
and went back to the sea

 

Was she banned for saying Unicorn? I don't believe it.

I saw a documentary where killer whales had trapped a whole bunch of narwhals in a cove, and proceeded to kill every one of them.

FREE WILLIE!

We need to free willie...

 

Seriously, why?

 

are you OK...?

 

Well I sure got a couple laughs out of this thread.

 

I guess I missed the history here, but I don't get all the attacks on @justpassingthru . He has been there for me, and I call him friend. If he was a sock and it's all made up, wouldn't that be on him anyways? Why attack someone who has suffered a loss? Again, if it's all BS, what's that to me or anyone else? I just don't get it.

 

Oh ya, welcome back @mayling

That goes for @TwoCards as well.

 

You mean "Saint Justpassingthru" doesn't alert you to all the times he attacks other members? Are you fucking blind? He starts threads about people and puts their name right in the title. And he attacks other members on a daily basis in other threads. So, go on and cry for the the angel known as justpassingthru, Many of us know him a bit better (as in "Walter Mitty", the bullshit king).