Warning for men #3

For many millennia, people have discovered that various substances when either ingested, inhaled or injected can provide an hallucinogenic or euphoric experience. However, participation of these customs may & often does result in a person needing to repeat the experience again and again, the consequence being addiction.

With the street price of alcohol, tobacco, heroin, cocaine, weed and various other substances becoming more expensive & difficult to obtain, vast numbers of women globally have discovered another substance, which is just as powerful in delivering a ‘narcotic high’ - SEMEN

This is a warning to all men to be on high alert that FEMALE SEXUAL PREDATORS are constantly on the hunt to get their fix of ‘SEMEN’

WARNING

All men have no desire to see their well cultivated semen being used for anything else except procreation, nearly all men abstain from self stimulation also referred to by street names such as ‘wanking’, ‘masturbation’, ‘spanking the monkey’ etc such that they can preserve their seed wisely.

Female sexual predators have a different agenda. They need their regular addictive fix and often go to great lengths to get it. The most common form of attainment employed by these cunning women is to propose sexual intercourse to a man who has unwittingly come to their attention.
Women will often use techniques such as ‘chatting up’ ‘put it on offer’ or use the date rape drug known as BEER to subject a man to part with his semen.

Semen is also referred to by these addicted females as CUM, SPUNK, EJACULATE, SEED, SPERM and DELICIOUS.


USES

Women have discovered various means of using semen to gain their immoral high. They will often employ the mans penis to directly inject themselves with semen using their vaginal and anal passages. Men who have been unfortunate enough to be the victim of this form of semen robbery will always note the moans of ecstasy the female emits as she receives her hot wanton high deep inside her.

The various means of getting high on cum being seen in women are:

- Women rubbing semen into and over their vagina & pubic mound. Regular users can often be identified by the lack of pubic hair. Women addict shave their pubic off to ensure a greater surface area is receptive to the application of semen.

- Where a woman is experiencing difficulty gaining a direct injected fix via her pussy or ass, she will endeavour to massage the cum over her breasts. This application produces an instant ‘hit’ , the side effects of such application and the ensuing high are low continual throaty moans of pleasure, an unrepressed desire to suck on the penis present and copious wetness inside the vagina.

- Though the most common form of getting high women use and one which all semen addicted women prefer is to swallow the semen. Usually they get their preferred method of use by making the man pull his erect penis out of her vagina or most often her anus, just prior to the man reaching orgasm and then latch her mouth onto the mans penis to ensure she gets the full load right at the back of her throat and will swallow all that is gained. Men must be alert to this selfish behaviour and attempt to stop it.

- Female sexual predators will also directly stimulate the mans penis with her mouth in order to reach the exquisite high from swallowing spunk,. This method also allows the addicted woman to capture any pre ejactulary semen; women often refer to this lesser narcotic as PRE-CUM.
Whilst pre-cum does not produce a euphoric high in females, the effects of it can be noted in the female by her actions of self stimulation, using her free hand & fingers upon her nipples, clitoris or anus.

Other methods of getting high on semen and favoured by most women, especially when needing their fix in public is the FACIAL method. This involves coercing the man to deposit his semen upon her face for her to then use his penis to massage the drug in. Women will always use the excuse that its good for their complexion and is an effective sun block cream – totally false claims, but women still use them effectively.


SIGNS

Men can often be alerted to this addictive behaviour by watching out for signs exhibited by the women, notably:

Demanding that the man doesn’t use a condom during intercourse, using the excuse that she finds it uncomfortable, desensitizing and using phrases like ‘you don’t wear a raincoat whilst swimming’

Using the excuse of her menstrual cycle to perform fellatio upon the man

Distracting the man with her naked breasts or licking her lips whilst she stimulates his penis with her hands, resulting in the man being robbed of his semen.

Or one of the more sinister acts used is to hypnotise the man into the degrading act of self stimulation by showing him herself, naked with her legs wide open and inserting her fingers into her vagina and when the man is about to ejaculate offer any part of herself upon which the resultant semen may be deposited.

RECESSION

Since the global recession commenced, there has also been frenzied activity amongst females attempting to withdraw deposits from SPERM BANKS. These fine institutions, created with the purpose of procreation by retaining semen deposits from charity orientated men, are being forced into near bankruptcy by women, desperate to get their cum fixes. Thankfully the government have announced plans to build up the ailing SPERM BANKS with copious deposits. Regular government and political figures who are assisting this can often be seen in the press & on TV and are universally referred to as WANKERS.

SHOWING OFF

Many female semen addicts take no measures to hide their filthy and vile addiction. Millions are keen to show off their addiction by taking photographs and videos of themselves getting high on semen and then posting the offending images on websites around the globe. They often call themselves CUM SLUTS , CUM WHORES and GREEDY GIRLS.

OVERDOSE

Whilst as yet, very few incidents of women overdosing on semen have been reported. There are increasing concerns that some women are attempting to do so, this extreme addiction is more noticeable in Japan and is known as BUKKAKE.


HOW TO AVOID SEMEN ROBBERY

Wear a condom

Men are finding it increasingly more difficult to avoid being the victim of these hardened female cum addicts. Some suggested methods of avoidance are to enlist the assistance of mates who can use their penises to plug the women’s mouth and anal passage whilst he deposits his semen inside her. Also ensure that all available hands cover her breasts at the time.

If you suspect that a women is attempting to utilize your semen for her untoward selfish gain, go along with her plans but at the last moment, deposit your semen in her hair, WOMAN HATE THIS !!!! Regular thwarting of her intent by this method will usually in all cases result in her ceasing her attempts to get your cum and will most likely seek semen elswhere. probably your mates or some other blokes at the pub.

BE INFOMED

There is a growing revolt amongst men who are fed up, sick and tired of women trying to get their fixes of semen from them. Many self-help and assistance groups have been established and will welcome any men. To find these groups and organisations search the internet for ‘ HOMOS’ ‘GAYS’ or make your way to a public toilet anytime after 9PM

 

HAhahahaha! At the last moment...deposit your semen in her hair!

 

You get the joke after the first three lines, but then it keeps going... and going...

 

And Going, and going and going:wall:

 

I plead Guilty your Honor!

Do I have to sign up on some national Semen Registry?

 

LMAO!!!! This is funny as hell!

 

I hereby grant this thread the prestigious stamp of ...

WIN

 

Semenburgler?

 

GREATEST THREAD EVER LOL-So great caps were needed.

 

Thank you!! Someone on here who has incredible wit and intelligent humour that was, and will always be, an epic win x