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  1. AussieGrl

    AussieGrl Amateur

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    For me was ... 1/4 of a corn cob... a strobe light very carefully.. condom full of marbles... hurt alil cos solid n pumps but very nice.. Barbie dolls .. candles ... different types of bottles like deoderant bottles or grinding on lotion bottles shampoo bottles etc..
    And the usual banana.. hairbrush handle .. rubbery dicks..oh remote control car wheels spinning alil on the clit... my fave electric toothbrush ... n the usual grinding of the table kitchen bench washing machine ..

    Have gotten a fuck buddy to slide his dick into a rockmelon aka cantelope that was sexy that sloshing sound all the juices down hi balls licking it off mmm
     
    1. olderhungdude
      Wish I was your fuck buddy!
       
      olderhungdude, Apr 30, 2017
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    2. geileklodders
      I assume the barbie went head first - and she had a bad hairday after.
       
      geileklodders, May 1, 2017
    3. Jack Mine
      I went to get a Barbie Doll for my daughter, I asked the saleswoman if Barbie came with Ken she said no she fakes it with Ken but comes with GI Joe.
       
      Jack Mine, May 7, 2017
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  2. Radley69

    Radley69 Sex Lover

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    The same.. but mostly a 10" strap on ;)
     
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  3. cumgulper

    cumgulper Sex Machine

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    The weirdest and most wonderful thing that you have inserted in me is the "will" to have have more pussies in my face and more cum down my throat.
     
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  4. Hush

    Hush Happy Hhedonist

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    "Barbie Dolls?"

    Yeahhh... sorry, but I was always a little too mature for that. Just "sticking something/anything up my cunt or ass" doesn't do anything for me. If I think something will feel significantly better than the norm, then I might try it. Yet I have a good enough grasp of what feels good and what doesn't that there are few wasted explorations.

    Hush....an alias
     
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  5. readytoplease092

    readytoplease092 Sex Machine

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    I think I speak for everyone when I say...answer the question. ;)
     
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  6. Hush

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    Well, I have. I do not just jam something up my cooch because I get my jollies jamming something strange up there. The very word "insertion" speaks directly to that, and I just don't do it in that it does not turn me on in the slightest to have some weird object jammed up there. That said, over the years I have had countless amounts of weird stuff either "put" inside of me (non-consensual), or that I was contracted to for money.

    But "I" do not do "insertions" which is to my way of thinking more of a personal challenge or personal kink.

    Hush....an alias
     
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  7. Aussie.ss

    Aussie.ss Sex Lover

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    I lived in this big complex I can't say what age I was but there was a spa swimming pool with big air jets blowing air in the water my mate's and I would put our dicks in them unbelievable how good it felt it would send you cross eyed
     
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  8. AussieGrl

    AussieGrl Amateur

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    I choose to do that cos I would rather get myself off than just fuck randoms n not knowing what situations i may get into so if that means "jamming shit in my chooch" cos I would rather feel safer pleasing myself than so be it n get off ya high horse... hush
     
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  9. Hush

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    First off, punctuation is your friend.

    Secondly, I personally don't care what folks want to cram up their asses or twats to get off. In my life I have had more weird crap stuffed in me than I can count. So, pretty early on I realized, and took on the attitude that I could either say "OMG! They're sticking a this/that/other up my twat!" OR I could view it as "they're sticking something up my twat." What that accomplished was, when malicious people would try to stuff something weird up there or have some animal fuck me, to me really it only meant that "a something" or "a dick" was going into me... So, it was not really traumatic. In fact, I'd rather have some weird thing stuffed up there INSTEAD of having some hateful malicious guy's dick stuffed up there. See the point?

    However, now that I don't have to endure that BS, just like many, many things... The whole value and enjoyment of doing something kinky, or different, or exploring and experimenting with sex is lost on me. I don't feel it, it doesn't turn me on, I'm the one missing out.

    So which one of us is on the high horse now? Don't do it again.

    Hush....an alias
     
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  10. kennhavoc

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    Weirdest things I've had around my cock was feet. Didn't do anything for me, but she was a freaky little thing.
     
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  11. Vegemite

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    Deodorant can
    Frankfurts (as many as I could stuff in my record is 8)
    Hairbrush
    Attempted a wine bottle
     
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  12. AussieGrl

    AussieGrl Amateur

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    Frankfurts would b fun
     
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  13. Jasmack1972

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    Weirdest thing I've fucked was a home made pussy.
     
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  14. AussieGrl

    AussieGrl Amateur

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    Brought myself a plunger after work yesterday... let's just say it's not to unclog drains ...
     
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  15. Heywood123

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    Weirdest thing I've fucked was a six foot tall chic with pink hair covered in tattoos while her husband watched from outside the basement window.
     
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  16. cumgulper

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    I hope it does unclog "your" drain. I just want to be there to catch the drainage.
     
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  17. Jonme

    Jonme Porno Junky

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    I had a FWB who liked me to fuck her clit with it then push my big toe into her cunt.
     
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  18. Jlf74

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    A dick and a cucumber at the same time
     
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  19. Blacksnake504

    Blacksnake504 Porno Junky

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    I just fucked myself with a thick cucumber this Saturday and my god it was heaven. Next time im getting a cucumber, corn cob and a carrot and im going to work. Im really going to toss a salad
     
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  20. Heywood123

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    Sounds like a good vegan meal
     
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