1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. deleted user 777 698

    deleted user 777 698 Porn Star Banned!

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    Old worn out clothes and shoes, I don't pay no union dues...
     
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      Scab
       
      Valspar, Apr 21, 2018
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  2. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    King of the Road.;)
     
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  3. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Roger Miller 1964. I was 10 years old.

    Funny. SWMBO made homemade beef jerky yesterday in our Excalibur food dehydrator.
    I'll munch on it throughout the football games today.

    Fuck heroin.
     
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  4. michael saint

    michael saint Porn Star

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    No wife..No Kids..No debt..Nice House..Nice Car..Las Vegas....Money...Vodka..Loud music ..Sweaty clubs...

    Meaningless Sex.

    Still the same
     
    1. Lioness
      Sweaty sex would be much better...
       
      Lioness, Apr 1, 2018
    2. michael saint
      Oh yes
      Yes it would
       
      michael saint, Apr 1, 2018
    3. Lioness
      ;)
       
      Lioness, Apr 3, 2018
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  5. HungryDATM

    HungryDATM I am Hell, a Miracle overloaded

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    The only thing that would make me happy would be my children either at my bedside or my graveside, my kids can say "My father was a good guy"...since I wouldn't be around to appreciate that, some weed, whiskey, beer, and 2 redheads will have to suffice....
     
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  6. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Man, I'd go with the weed, whiskey, and 2 redheads. What a night that would be.
     
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  7. michael saint

    michael saint Porn Star

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    On XNXX....

    A LORCO post on the front page!
     
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  8. Massacre-

    Massacre- Porno Junky

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    I'd like some chocolate milk, and none of that watered down crap.
     
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  9. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    A good woman with a stupid sense of humor that gets my stupid sense of humor.. oh wait, I have one. :)
     
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      A stupid sense of humour?
       
      1 Toy Maker, Apr 21, 2018
    2. michael saint
      Well, she did marry him.
      I rest my case.
       
      michael saint, Apr 22, 2018
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      Lol! I'm not arguing.
       
      Valspar, Apr 23, 2018
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  10. michael saint

    michael saint Porn Star

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    At this moment in time.
    I mean right now.
    I have everything I need.
    I am happy now.
    Thanks.
     
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  11. josdan7771

    josdan7771 Amateur

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    Pour être comblé j'a besoin d'un amant
     
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      Est-ce que la taille compte?
       
      tenguy, Apr 22, 2018
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  12. remington700

    remington700 Porno Junky

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    my fishing rod, in my canoe, on a quiet isolated northern Ontario lake, a flask of 40 creek whiskey and a Cuban cigar.
     
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  13. michael saint

    michael saint Porn Star

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    Right now.
    If it stopped raining.
    I would be all good.
     
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      If has finally stopped raining for a bit...it's been raining since yesterday. I have a nice little babbling stream running in my ditch and the birds are out singing, too.
       
      Lioness, Apr 24, 2018
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  14. Adventurous_Pleasure

    Adventurous_Pleasure Nowhere Man

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    I'd like to meet a women that isn't scared of me or leaves once finding out that I fight for a living.
     
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    freethinker Pervy Bear

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  16. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    To be honest, just being able to have a nice seafood dinner with the wife at an ocean side restaurant and 5 billion dollars would do it...;)
     
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  17. BigSuzyB

    BigSuzyB Porn Star

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    I know it's a trite response but is true for me. If you have your health, you have it all.
     
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    1. Rixer
      Well yeah, a person needs to stay healthy to enjoy the things that make them happy. I wouldn't say it's "all" though.
       
      Rixer, Feb 21, 2019
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      Oh oh. I'm losing it.I posted the same thing in this thread a year ago and you commented too. I'm into the good stuff this morning.
       
      BigSuzyB, Feb 21, 2019
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  18. deleted user cg

    deleted user cg Porn Star Banned!

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    To retire and live on the beach. :)
     
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