“Does he like it?”

“Wow, my jaw hurts.”

“Why is sex so short but this takes so damn long?”

‘I wish I could breathe through my nose.’

“Man, I hope I didn’t just hit him with my teeth.”

“Oh shit, my eyes are watering, there goes my mascara.”

“My lips are super smooth now.”

“Don’t gag. Don’t gag. Don’t gag. Don’t- “
Almost vomits
“Dammit.”

“C’mon n moan… Moan. Moan. Moan dammit!” “Does he even like this or is he just gonna bite his lips…” “My jaws going… the cheeks… ow… I should use the shakeweight more…” “When is it enough. When is it ENOUGH?!” “MMM. yes. The moans. I like it…. Yes. Omg he’s playing with my hair…”

 

Definitely watch the teeth. Lol Your post made me laugh.

 

Don't know what would be going through anyone's head when they give a blowjob but I can tell you what would be going on in my head if I was receiving a blowjob who was thinking any one of these things.
Why don't this person quit trying to do something they hate so much.

 

For the same reason men go to the mall with their girlfriends it's makes them shut the fuck up and smile

 

Lol. All of the above. You summed it up quite well. Haha

 

Wise beyond your years.

 

Way too much thinking,,the way I see it,, stop thinking, and keep sucking,,licking, deep throating, licking. swirling the head of the dick with your tongue,,looking up into his eyes every now and again,,when you have mastered those techniques, there is no need to be thinking,,you are a natural cocksucker.

 

'...and then I am going to the store.'

 

Yeppers,, I always knew there was an ulterior motive to getting a good blow job

 

I think about how much he's enjoying it. I think about how much I love to watch the looks on his face. I think about if I'm sucking him better than any woman ever has and hoping I am. I think about how excited it's making me hearing him moan. I think about how I'm not quite sure I wanna make him cum. Cause I want him inside me so so bad.

 

What a funny post. Truth is I am so lost in the wonderful feeling of his cock in my mouth that I am not thinking of anything else

 

Well not through but into.....a DICK!

Hush.....an alias

 

To answer the first question: "Hell yes, he likes it." All guys love it, at any time, all the time. To have one's cock in a mouth is heaven.

 

"Oh God, I SOOO love to suck on a man's cock...to feel it lengthen and thicken in my mouth, until it's rock hard. I could do this all day, and adore every minute of it...but still, I can't wait to feel his cum spurting and gushing...to taste it as it covers my tongue with it's creamy warmth...to gulp it down as I gaze up into his eyes adoringly as he pumps out all that pent-up sperm. Mmmmm, come on, baby...give it all to me...oh my God, I can feel him trembling, his hands guiding my head as he slowly fucks my mouth...he's close...so close!"

 

And this is why some men get blow jobs from gay guys or some slut at the bar. All the while you are bitching and complaining in your mind you are not paying attention to him. You are to worried about you. Over the years I have given head to mostly married men that don't get what they need at home from the little Mrs. A dimly lit room and a close shave and he is totally relaxed and enjoying his blow job. Some have even called the things they are thinking about her. And it ain't nice. And they almost all came back for more.

 

Now this is just perfect those quick glances of eye contact are so important and eyes watering is a good thing don't hold it back

 

i hope he comes all over my slutty face

I have always adored sucking cock since the very first blowjob i gave when i realised i could orgasm just by sucking cock it just makes me feel so naughty and dirty and i have this incredible urge to feel like a slut and even if its my first time with a guy i usually urge him on telling him im a cocksucking slut and i want to be told exactly what i am i have to say i have never been refused i find they are only too willing to tell me just what they think of me oooh i just had a sensation squirm off my clit at the thought every stud i blow tells me its the best gobble they ever had but i usually have a laugh and say "i bet u say that to all the sluts" thats when i usually inform them to come all over my face

 

time for a fuck

and then I am like;
Is he going to push it in deeper.

 

When I give a blow job the only thing going threw my head is lots of yummy CUM.

 

lmao, good thread. I think the same as your 2, 3, 5, 8 and 9 sentences

I also think:

"uh let me not forget to make some eye contact from time to time"

"ok, I think that's enough look down now you don't want to creep him out"

"let me stick my ass out so that he can enjoy the view, I hope I look sexy instead of retard though"

"ok, take it all in and do that little trick you do with your throat... oh you like this uh?"

"the balls let me give some attention to the balls, umm I love sucking his balls"

"he better don't be planing to cum and fuck me good soon" (when I'm not only planing to suck his cock but to be fuck too)

(if I'm planning to suck him only) "umm I can't wait for him to shoot his load on my mouth, come on baby you almost there... I want it... What?! .. not yet?!"