1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. ~Orpheus~

    ~Orpheus~ Wrathchild

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    Well...let's hear it.:D

    My smile came to me while I was cleaning up the debris from when the cable guy fell through my porch window. That was some funny shit.
     
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  2. 69zackxx

    69zackxx Porn Star

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    your thread made me smile, lmao:D
     
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  3. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    When a guy showed us how to act on stage and went totally crazy, moved a whole table around, put a chair on top of it and sat on top, looking around, really funny!
     
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  4. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Suspended!

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    Coming home from work to find my niece happily cycling round the garden in circles on her little bike, with a teddy bear she calls Harriot sitting on the handlebars. :)
     
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  5. baller16

    baller16 Porn Star Suspended!

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    haha that's funny shit right there

    nothing has made me smile today, except it being a nice day and the fact that I'm alive to witness it. I'm sure something will make me smile though, it happens everyday.
     
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  6. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    awww....thats sooo cute
     
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  7. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Suspended!

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    Yep....which is why it made me smile. :)
     
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  8. SemiLunate

    SemiLunate Lill Luna Lunatic

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    my dog came and sat on my lap...next thing, she's snoring and twitching on my knee
     
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  9. sweets

    sweets Porn Star

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    My boys
     
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  10. Thandrend

    Thandrend Hammer of the Gods

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    Nothing. I can't get the fucking positive connector off of my battery due to corrosion. RAWR!
     
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  11. budgreeen

    budgreeen Porn Star

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    Mmmm... a pm ....:)
     
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  12. ZPP

    ZPP La Petite Mort

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    the rocky horror picture show
     
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  13. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    I love it!!!!
     
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  14. ZPP

    ZPP La Petite Mort

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    Lets Do The Time Warp Again!
     
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  15. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Suspended!

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    <tcl chucks Smarties at ZPP>
     
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  16. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    I can only say....t.t.t.t.t.t.touche me I wanna be dirty.......
     
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  17. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    don´t know it :eek:
     
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  18. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Suspended!

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    Put that Frankfurter down Jamie!!! :D
     
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  19. SuperMurk

    SuperMurk Resident XnXX boxer

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    the fact that i can actually call her my fiance now

    my son at the park, everything he does just makes me smile.
     
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  20. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Suspended!

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    The other thing that made me smile today was receiving an email from Nbn confirming her booking of a flight into Heathrow in a few week's time.

    <happy tcl>
     
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