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  1. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    http://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html

    Haha! :lol: :lol:

    Feel free to post your own. It should be good for a laugh.

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  2. judydoo

    judydoo Porno Junky

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    ShakZula you are a very funny guy with many good ideas lol but will they work
     
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  3. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    :wink:

    Lets see. Make your own conspiracy. It's why I put the link up there so everyone can practice their conspiracy skills.

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  4. Caffeine

    Caffeine Stimulant

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    What They Don't Want You to Know, According to Cafeine:

    In order to understand quantum physics you need to realize that everything is controlled by a the Republican Party made up of negroes with help from Several men in long flowing robes.
    The conspiracy first started during the first testing of atomic weapons in a local strip club. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the invention of the microwave.

    Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by hacking snot and then swallowing it.

    They want to shooting John Tesh and imprison resisters in ShakeZula's basement using busses.

    In order to prepare for this, we all must starting a business that sells magazine subscriptions and also cheap purfumes. Since the media is controlled by Donald Rumsfeld we should get our information from Bill Maher and John Stewart.
     
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  5. Caffeine

    Caffeine Stimulant

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    Totally Awesome Engrish.
     
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  6. Syndicate

    Syndicate Sex Lover

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    What They Don't Want You to Know
    In order to understand teh m0nk3ys you need to realize that everything is controlled by a forum made up of faeries with help from alien warlords.
    The conspiracy first started during the fifteenth annual bukkake tournament in Arizona. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the big bang.

    Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by excessive masturbating.

    They want to violate rat feces and imprison resisters in Michael Jackson's house using snails.

    In order to prepare for this, we all must dance. Since the media is controlled by Snakes on a Plane we should get our information from Kevin Smith.



    lol, i had to fine tune it to get rid of the engrish, but it works
     
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  7. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    :lol: :lol:

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  8. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    :lol:

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  9. amac

    amac Porno Junky

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    Them Donkey punching Ann Coulter is a bad thing?
     
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  10. blueyedvixen

    blueyedvixen Porno Junky

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    What They Don’t Want You to Know

    In order to understand fishing poles you need to realize that everything is controlled by an abolitionist group made up of caucasian women with help from astronauts.

    The conspiracy first started during the first sighting of The Loch Ness monster in Grand Canyon. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the stock market crash of 1929 followed by The Great Depression.

    Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by sniffing their armpits repeatedly.

    They want to T-bag The Flying Nun and imprison resisters in the Congo using unicycles.

    In order to prepare for this, we all must follow the light. Since the media is controlled by movie stars we should get our information from Rush Limbaugh.



    not too creative, but i tried :D
     
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  11. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    This seems a bit odd.
     
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  12. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    While I do try not to feed the trolls.

    Just for any of you newer members. ShakeZula is a guy. And those are not Leila's tits.
     
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      They’re pretty impressive, no matter who owns them. ;)
       
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  13. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Very odd this was bumped...
     
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  14. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Why?

    What does it mean?
     
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  15. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Valhalla says good night.
    Ask the person that bumped it.
    I've read all of those old threads.
    This makes no sense to me.
     
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  16. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    This thread was revived today after being idle for nearly 13 years.

    I’m guessing we’re being invaded by teenagers.;)
     
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