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  1. captobvious89

    captobvious89 Sex Machine

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    Hmm, I never really do nasty stuff, I met a guy who bought high heel shoes from Wal-Mart, ejaculated on them and returned them.... Wow
     
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  2. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    once, back in the day....i returned a vhs WITHOUT rewinding :eek:


    :twisted:
     
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  3. Omega_Vega

    Omega_Vega Porn Star

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    Wow, that's pretty nasty.

    I remember as a kid getting really sick after a rib-dinner buffet. I woke up in the middle of the night-- but didn't make it to the toilet-- and spewed chunks all over the bathroom. Of course I was too tired to clean it up, so I just got the big stuff and went back to bet, only to have my mom find the mess in the morning.
     
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  4. captobvious89

    captobvious89 Sex Machine

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    YOU DIDN'T REWIND THE VHS?! So it's people like you that really piss me off huh?! lol just kidding.

    Well, I do love wearing no panties under my skirt when I go to school. Other than that, Not really nasty. lol
     
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  5. iron horse

    iron horse Porn Star

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    Don't worry Inc, my mother was worried when I sent a DVD back with out rewinding it.
    Gotta love old age.
    She's right Cap, I have been commando for 30 years. Only we called it freeballing
     
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  6. captobvious89

    captobvious89 Sex Machine

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    Haha, That's great.
     
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  7. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    as a guy going commando is the most uncomfortable thing ever. things poke out at odd angles, too much movement of things that shouldn't move. you can't even get semi hard or you'll look like you're pitching a tent,,,,i mean...it's all to risky
     
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  8. captobvious89

    captobvious89 Sex Machine

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    lol I've seen the results of that.
     
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  9. iron horse

    iron horse Porn Star

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    Inc old mate, it's called advertising.
     
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  10. captobvious89

    captobvious89 Sex Machine

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    :satisfied:
    mmhmm
     
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  11. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    at the grocery store? time and place buddy, time and place
     
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  12. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Oh come on!! Kumquats are quite sexy!! :rolleyes:
     
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  13. Old Man

    Old Man Lover of the Nude Female Body

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  14. feared flame

    feared flame Porn Star

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    yes quite.:rolleyes: well i did break my kid brothers arm before,its what he deserved for what he did.
     
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  15. iron horse

    iron horse Porn Star

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    Thanks Smacko, you never know your luck in a big city.
     
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  16. captobvious89

    captobvious89 Sex Machine

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    Meh, I wouldn't mind. It feels really good. ;)
     
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  17. x0Bella0x

    x0Bella0x Nerds can be hot too

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    holy shit that's bad...


    but not as bad as...


    copying a Blockbuster DVD!!
     
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  18. Doc Slim

    Doc Slim Sex Machine

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    I walked past a little old lady who wanted to cross the street one time. AND DIDN'T HELP HER (I was really stoned at the time, and I don't think I could have walked myself across the street).
     
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  19. Hedley

    Hedley Porn Star

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    Had wet dreams.
     
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  20. hedonism96

    hedonism96 Porn Star

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