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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

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  1. funguy740

    funguy740 Proud Menthol Smoker

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    I'd go back to my childhood and call CPS and hope for a better life.
     
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  2. Pomgo

    Pomgo Sex Machine

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    Go back 5 years and say: run away to south america
     
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    1. Starlight and Pearls
      Why 5 years ago, if safe to ask? :)
       
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  3. Johnnyintoodeep

    Johnnyintoodeep Porn Surfer

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    I'd go back to high school and tell myself to fuck brandy, she was my first real girlfriend and I was to young and stupid to know she really wanted my dick, but her dad's scared me, that's right her dad was gay.
     
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  4. manrod

    manrod Porn Star

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    Go back to college and tell the stupid me not to ride bulls and show him my dentures
     
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  5. KnightLover1

    KnightLover1 Mystic Knight

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    Go back and tell my younger self to not trust my older sisters, cause maybe then i'd still be living in Florida and able to spend time with my nephews and nieces who i'm banned from seeing, cause of my evil bitch sisters :( :mad::devilish:.
     
    1. Starlight and Pearls
      That sounds like a hell of a family drama story. :)
       
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      Trust me it's a long story lol :p
       
      KnightLover1, Feb 10, 2016
    3. amethyst10
      I can relate.
       
      amethyst10, Nov 11, 2017
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  6. angelforyou

    angelforyou Your little bit of heaven From Paradise Banned!

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    To not listen to people when you know they are talking crap
     
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    1. KnightLover1
      I wish i could of told my younger self that too :)
       
      KnightLover1, Feb 7, 2016
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      Still do it now instead of telling them straight to shut the fuck up !!
       
      angelforyou, Feb 7, 2016
    3. KnightLover1
      Good point, well i no longer speak to them, haven't since the whole falling out happened in 2011. I prefer to put it behind me, they've made their choice and stuck to it. My only thing i have to say to them, is "Fuck em all." They banished me as their brother, so to hell with what they think or say about me now. All i know is, when they pass on and die. I'm going to enjoy pissing on their graves and smile the whole time while doing it :D :p.
       
      KnightLover1, Feb 7, 2016
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  7. springsteen79

    springsteen79 xnxx lifer

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    To run when my wife refused to begin a more healthy life style.
     
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  8. CockSucker45

    CockSucker45 Sex Lover

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    I would tell myself to stop being so uptight and admit to myself my true sexuality
     
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  9. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    "Hey... here's a freakin' TIME MACHINE that REALLY WORKS! Sell it to the highest bidder and make a fortune!"
     
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  10. countryfun

    countryfun Porn Star

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    Never second guess
     
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  11. blonde baby

    blonde baby Sex Machine

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    Well I could go back like 3 weeks and win the lottery..
    Or go back like 9 years and tell 16 year old me not to do coke and not do as much weed
     
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  12. DiabloGolfer

    DiabloGolfer Porn Star

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    Start running. Your body will thank you. And invest in Apple.
     
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  13. XslickX

    XslickX Porno Junky

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    I could go back 11 years and tell myself to not listen to my dad and stay in Coleville, California and try my damnest to move to North Carolina with him and finish my high school career there. I can also tell him to put more focus into school and get into a better college anywhere away from the West Coast. But now I can't go back on it. In a way, I have no regrets now.
     
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  14. JayneyRedd

    JayneyRedd Porn Star

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    Go back 15 years.

    Tell myself: DON'T drunkenly do it bent forward over a pool table - your nipples are gonna be soooooo sore tomorrow! :jawdrop:
     
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    1. Starlight and Pearls
      Gods! I'd love to hear that story. :)
       
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  15. PhilMaikok

    PhilMaikok Amateur

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    Fuck as many as you can

    Always knew it, but it's good to repeat it to yourself one more time
     
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  16. Kitty2022

    Kitty2022 Porno Junky

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    I go back ten years and tell myself to stop worrying so much about other people and focus more on getting myself together.
     
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  17. angelforyou

    angelforyou Your little bit of heaven From Paradise Banned!

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    Play them at there own game they will hate it .
     
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  18. cazzivolanti

    cazzivolanti Sex Machine

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    Come back 10 years

    Dude, take a guitar and travel
     
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  19. kronos99

    kronos99 Porn Star

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    After watching porn do not click on the tab at the top of the page that says "adult forum"
     
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  20. Mistress Katana

    Mistress Katana Porno Junky

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    I'd go back about 6 years. I would tell myself to stay in that job, you'll be happier in the dungeon
     
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