That's. A hard one im have to get back to you

 

I was watching tv with my girlfriend and her mum, her mum on one couch and us on another with a blanket over us. I fingered my girlfriend and then she jacked me. The annoying part was waiting for her mum to get up and leave, I was worried that she would see the mess I made if I got up first.

That same girlfriend also gave me a blowjob while my sister was in the same room asleep in the bed next to us.

 

We would get along fine

 

Compared to you guys im in the minor leagues, wish I was into the more darker and sultry shenanigans but nope sadly. Invited a ex over to my friends house, she wanted me bad but I told her only if my friend got to join in, (he’s a shorter better looking me) she she was down, my friend didn’t believe she would be. We pick her up and she we hang out and have a couple shots, he leaves and says “when I come back things better be happening...” I took the challenge and pretty much grabbed her head and unzipped my pants, she play fought a little but started sucking like every slutty Texan girl knows how to. My friend comes back and sees it and goes kind ghost “he’s like ... oh shit “—- he backed off. After Some more sucking and a quick fuck, I tell her if she’s ready for my friend. I go upstairs and tag him in, he goes Down and they chill, I wait then sneak down and yep, she was a good girl. He’s my boy didn’t wanna make him feel uncomfortable, wouldn’t have bothered me, taking control of a woman and passing her around was a new kind of fetish for me. On a side note, poor guy made out with her.... unknowninly after I came in her mouth, I mean she washed her mouth out but..... yep i had to tell him and laugh at him lol poooor guy

 

This happened in the early 2000s but I ate my ex girlfriend's mother's ass. Me and my ex had already been broken up for a couple months. Her mother was a barfly. Always hanging out with her girlfriends on Friday nights. We were always cool even after me and her daughter broke up. She thought I was funny and we would fast dance sometimes if we were in the same joint and there was good music.

One Friday night, we were both at the same bar and I ended up driving her drunk ass home. We pulled up in front of her house. I could see my ex's car in the driveway but all the lights were out so she was probably in bed. One thing led to another and I had my face down her mother's cleavage and hand between her legs. She wasn't bad looking for 60 and I always wondered if I could hit it. Tits were saggy but big. She sucked my dick so good, I was ready to fuck but she did too good of a job and I came in her mouth. So she joked, I should return the favor. I knew she liked to party but I didn't realize what a horny dirty old bird she was. We got in the back of my SUV and while she was pulling her pants down, I couldn't resist that fat rump in my face. I yanked her panties down and planted my face up her ass. She giggled at first till she felt my tongue lapping at her puckered anus and she started to moan. She got on all fours on my seat and I stuck two fingers in her snatch and scratched at her g-spot. I could feel her reach down and finger her clit. My SUV was rocking back and forth with her moaning. I was hoping I could get another erection before she came but my tongue must have done the trick and she shuddered to a loud climax with her ass bouncing against my face. We sat there catching our breath but then I noticed a light on in the house. She put her pants back on and grabbed her stuff and hopped out of the car. Just in time too because my ex came to the front door and turned on the porch light. I drove off but I know she recognized my car. She only rode in it 11 million times when we were dating. I laid low for about a month then when I saw her mother again at the bar, she said the ex never mentioned it.

 

I screwed my wifes sister and my wife on vacation often together and it was wonderful. sister in law is a young widow needed cock and wife felt sorry for her being widowed and all and we did some play and then did full fun in threesome and then after that it is screw at will and get the fun off. we all 3 know the fun happens and someitmes do it all 3 together also. I am so happy it worked out like this, we are considering a child with wifes sister and me we love it so much

 

I was spitroasted by my bf & another guy at an adult theater. That was fun. =)

 

As a guy me and my cousin jerked each other off in his garage attic.

 

My neighborhood friends & I would dry hump each other. I wonder how everything might have changed if one of us had actually cum.

 

it would have changed to a sticky wet fun time hump LOL do you like talking about it and self stimulation at all caming or phoning

 

The person I was dating at the time. We where in his basement having sex . His father came into the room and stood and watched. I never told him that his father was watching. He went up stairs and never said a word.

 

Getting caught by my roommate

 

I was getting a bj in an adult book store by this guy and he said, "Are you cumming soon?" I said yes, he opened his throat and I pumped my cum deep down his throat. It was just amazing to see and feel it.

 

Hmmmm there Is too many to say just one but it's all just sex and my kinks are completely normal to me

 

Watched my friends mom and bf fucking with the door open. Jacking at the door and she seen me. Just smiled at me and kept getting fucked. Pretty sure a came about five times lol

 

I was in my mid 20's hanging out at a local weekend hot spot with my group of friends. We were out drinking all day long pretty much smashed drunk for most of the day. Along our bar hopping route I caught the eye of a hot blonde in a really short skirt and skin tight top. We smiled at each other and went along our day drinking and carrying on. Later that evening I am sitting down and across the bar this same blonde is staring at me and walking towards me. In an instant she is in front of me asking me what I am doing tonight. I trying to play it cool and say hanging with my friends she stops me and says no you are going home with me... Within 30 seconds we are walking out the door both feeling pretty good from drinking but sober enough to be getting pretty excited about what is to come. She takes me back to her rented home on the island and within what felt like seconds we were half naked on the bed making out with each other. I cannot recall everything we did that night but we had sex over and over for 4 hours until we were both exhausted. During that time I came in her at least 4 times and had anal sex with her twice as well. No protection straight up bareback dick in pussy filling her up over and over. I still get worked up thinking about her. This was back in the mid 90's when safe sex was a big thing so we were taking a huge mental risk doing what we did. In the end it will go down as one of the greatest sexual encounters ever (so far)

 

my cousin once fucked me in a bathroom stall at a clothes store , he came in my ass and i left with a sticky leg

 

I guess that would depend on your definition of perverted.

 

I dont know if this is perverted or not and probably not 'most' either but

I have this iron bed, perfect for being tied to or vise versa. Not long before me and GF split we were playing, she had some kinky stuff on and her collar.

I told her to get on all fours on the bed facing the headstead and I tied her collar to the metal headboard.

After playing with her breasts and rubbing her ussy through the silky soft fabric, I pulled her panties down and took my little leather paddle.

Seriously I clould feel the electricity run through me as the paddle made contact with her bare ass and I heard her yelp. I couldnt stop there though and brought it down again on her ass, harder this time, even more turned on at her screams and the sight of her soft pale skin reacting to the spanking she was getting.