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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

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  1. madmax400f

    madmax400f Porno Junky

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    Why am I tired?

    For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough
    sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or
    anything else I could think of.

    But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.

    Here's why:.
    The population of this country is 273 million.

    140 million are retired.

    That leaves 133 million to do the work.

    There are 85 million in school.

    Which leaves 48 million to do the work.

    Of these there are 29 million employed by the federal government.

    Leaving 19 million to do the work.

    2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
    Bin-Laden.

    Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

    Take from that total the 14.8 million people who work for state and city
    governments.

    And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

    At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

    Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

    Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

    That leaves just two people to do the work.

    You and me.

    And there you are sitting at your computer, reading jokes.

    Nice.... Real nice.
     
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  2. n umd i

    n umd i Amateur

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    Haha, that was good.
     
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  3. El Cheapo

    El Cheapo Sex Lover

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    :shock:
     
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  4. Nympho

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    lol
     
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  5. blueyedvixen

    blueyedvixen Porno Junky

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    that was great! feels that way for real sometimes! :p
     
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  6. bnthrdntht

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    lmao that was great
     
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  7. JosephMiraglia

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    These statistics are from 2006. Just saying,
     
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  8. anon_de_plume

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    And so was his post...
     
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  9. JosephMiraglia

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    I was just informing everybody that these facts are outdated.
     
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  10. Rixer

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    We don't deal in facts here..
     
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  11. Hush

    Hush Happy Hhedonist

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    On the other hand, it's a JOKE, not a set of facts.

    Hush....an alias
     
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  12. msman

    msman Porn Star Banned!

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    Not only are the facts outdated. The joke is old as hell. But that does not mean it isn't true.
     
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  13. JosephMiraglia

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    These jokes are outdated.
     
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  14. Hush

    Hush Happy Hhedonist

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    Hmm... I'm starting to smell a sock. Do you have a sister/alter-ego named belva? :O_o:

    Hush....an alias
     
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  15. JosephMiraglia

    JosephMiraglia Porno Junky

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    What?
     
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  16. conroe4

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    Reminds me of Susan from Ohio...
     
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