1. LORCO

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    I'm in the foreign lands, and thus girl has a penis. Is it that there was a problem? Could it be HAVE was ?I am was over now.
     
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  2. michael saint

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    The more important question ...

    Is she one of the Urine people?

    Answer that....If you dare.
     
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  3. bisisspinner

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    My universal transgender seems to have a male function and granted me that refinance homo loan I was in need of due to peenies inlarg men ! Chinglesh mother fucker! Do you speak it? What does marselis Wallace look like!
     
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  4. michael saint

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    Does he look like a Bitch?
     
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  5. bisisspinner

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    Oh look at the big brain on Bret! Give him a royal with cheese.
     
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  6. michael saint

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    Say "what" again!
    Say "what" again! I dare ya!
    I double dare you, motherfucker!
    - Say "what" one more goddamn time.
     
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  7. bisisspinner

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    I'm sorry did I break your concentration, oh u were through. Well allow me to retort.
     
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  8. Strangely Brown

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    Would you give a guy a foot massage?
     
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  9. Rixer

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    and I thought I was wierd...
     
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  10. michael saint

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    Got my technique down and everything.
    I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
     
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  11. Strangely Brown

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    Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired...
     
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  12. michael saint

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    No mention of the shit MONKEYS of Harrisburg either, you think that I don't understand the message?

    I'm losing faith in you. I rely on your wisdom on this forum, since Naughty Nun left I have nowhere else to go. I see urine people everywhere but nobody cares.

    I tried to explain to a Traffic Warden, he just smiled, a urine person for certain.
     
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  13. noboat

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  14. michael saint

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      One in the snatch...

      Could be a catch
       
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  15. LORCO

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    Since I have gone to bed and henceforth stolen there hath become a multitude, a multitude of a plethora and some counting bananas. Yes, she belly get counting bananas, she did bring her counting bananas! Belly go Billy gum chew chew, we used her counting bananas, just like you!
     
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  16. michael saint

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    Once again you avoid answering the question.
    I will admit that the counting bananas does make perfect sense in terms of the urine people BUT clearly the shit MONKEYS of Harrisburg have no part in this.
    Unless of course.....No I refuse to speculate further.

    This is your mess to explain yourself out of now...
    Well played.
     
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  17. imported__2355

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    Wow. Reading this is like trying to decipher a Zippy the Pinhead cartoon.
     
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  18. michael saint

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  19. imported__2355

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    I said Zippy. Not Trippy.

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  20. michael saint

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