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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    And I'm sure that we ALL love you, too.
     
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  2. MusicMachine

    MusicMachine The people in me

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    Just realised this is a porn site:eek: :eek: :eek:

    Why didn't someone tell me earlier:(

    I agree with noob

    You're all fucking wierdos

    Still better than him

    He's just fucking himself
     
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  3. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    So what exactly is a wy...er...do anyway?

    ...someone without spell-check...:-D
     
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  4. trumpet

    trumpet The Raging Horn

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    Weird is good. Weird is interesting. Weird is worth reading and discussing with. I know what normals like. I work with it most days. It's dull.

    You know, when I saw the heading I just knew the Brits would be posting on this one. Chunky, Bigbird, MM, it's great for me that there are some more sensible brits on here these days. It was lonely keeping the British end up (oooeeerrrrrrr missus!) for so long pretty much on my own.

    Now I can sit back and enjoy you guys, with a little help from Rockprincess, loving away there on the edge of the world, taking over the forum with your insane shit. I love you guys. You're my best friends you are! (Should this go on Shake's "Post while you're drunk thread?)
     
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  5. Rockprincess

    Rockprincess Celestial Princess

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    lol Hey, Trumpet, I'm a damn Yankee. Will you forgive me for that, :confused: where I'm loving way over here on the edge of the earth? That was a typo, but a good one. I've laughed so hard about some of things here, that my side hurts. Nothing wrong with laughter!! By the way, I love your signature. I'm a pretty positive kind of girl, so I must tick off a lot of people. Oh, well, that's life!!!;)
     
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  6. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    Shit, are you in trouble...........:eek:
     
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  7. trumpet

    trumpet The Raging Horn

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    RP, If you hang around with those weirdos then you're going to get tarred with the same brush, love! I knew you weren't a Brit. You just seem to play the straight-woman to their comedy double act. Well rehearsed it is not!

    And Chunky, I'm always in trouble. Trouble is my middle name. I must ask my dad if I'm named after anyone in particular.:confused: ;)
     
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  8. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    You must be related to my penis then...his middle name is 'trouble' as well......:-D
     
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  9. MusicMachine

    MusicMachine The people in me

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    My penis gets me in sooooooooo much trouble I think its suicidal.
     
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  10. Rockprincess

    Rockprincess Celestial Princess

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    RP, If you hang around with those weirdos then you're going to get tarred with the same brush, love! I knew you weren't a Brit. You just seem to play the straight-woman to their comedy double act. Well rehearsed it is not!
    Trumpet, I've always been attracted to different man, and it might be kind of kinky getting tarred with same brush.:eek: I'll have to wait and see.;) Isn't it fun, I've had a blast!!! I'll be the Gracie Allen(the dumb blonde) to the comedy team of Chunky Machine. Gracie Allen was George Burn's dumb-acting wife. I suppose you've never heard of either one of them, love..:confused: You're probably much to young.;)
     
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  11. MusicMachine

    MusicMachine The people in me

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    Are you really old enough to be my mother, I think I'm developing an oedipus complex :twisted:
     
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  12. Rockprincess

    Rockprincess Celestial Princess

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    No, I'm probably old enough to be your grandmother.....Get me my rocker, please!!!;) No, you dip, I'm sure I'm not old enough to be your, mother!! :eek: :eek: Did I use the right smile??? I'm so insecure!!:rolleyes:
     
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  13. trumpet

    trumpet The Raging Horn

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    I remember George Burns, but unfortunately I remember him best from the film with John Denver where he played god. Wasn't it called "oh God!"? And I'm aware of Gracie Allen as his dumb blonde straight-woman, but I must admit I've never seen her in action (Fnaar fnaar!).
     
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  14. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Hail RP, I remember them too.
     
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  15. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    Yeah......my mum told me about them......:-D
     
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  16. Rockprincess

    Rockprincess Celestial Princess

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    Yes, sure Chunky, if you say so...;)
     
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  17. Caffeine

    Caffeine Stimulant

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    BUTTFUCK
     
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  18. RUSTY RUSTY

    RUSTY RUSTY Sex Machine

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    Well coffee Man You do have a way with suming up the procedings
     
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  19. MusicMachine

    MusicMachine The people in me

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    ASSLICK!
     
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  20. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    Sorry.......not right now, but you can rub your lips across my eyebrows if you like.........:-D
     
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