One cigarette reduces your life by 2 hours, one bottle of vodka - 3 hours... Your working day reduces your life by 8 hours.:rose:

 

whats your point?
nobody should work?
are you stupid or just drunk?

 

I think Carries point is to enjoy your life..however and whatever form that takes..

 

8 hours or 24 hours taken away per day...ill take the 8 hours thank you...I need money to buy vodka :awesome:

 

Ah yeah... Just being silly, that's all. So if you don't go to work and stay home and drink Vodka then you'll increase your life expectancy by 5 hours for that one day. Huh?:???:

 

Do you like my sock puppets?

 

I'll drink to that!

 

Bullshit. Source for your figures ?
I expect it was from this joke site.
http://www.russian-translation-pros.com/learn-russian-language.html

By the way one cigarette reduces your life by approx 11 minutes.
http://www.nyc.gov/html/doh/downloads/pdf/chi/chi24-4-pktguide.pdf

 

Ah, yeah... I Googled Russian jokes or something like that. I didn't even think about the accuracy of the figures rather it just made me laugh. In any case, I smoke cigarettes sometimes and I'll take your 11 minutes over the 2 hour figure, for sure.

 

I wonder what job has the highest death rate? I know mine is up there and classified as high risk

 

I smoke, drink and work to pay for it. So i'm fucked all ways.


Fancy a quick one before i die ? Make a dying man happy. :excited:

 

According to these two sources it is Timber cutters
http://dangerous-jobs.findthedata.org/app-question/1048/What-job-has-the-highest-fatality-rate

http://www.longecity.org/forum/topic/1994-occupations-with-the-highest-death-rate/

 

I think they forgot to put gangs and criminal elements in their statistics.

 

I can appreciate that logic!!



Employee: Boss, can I have the day off tomorrow?
Boss: So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for: There are 365 days per year available for work.
There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work.
Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available.
You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be damned if you are going to take that day off!

 

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8 hours? More like 12 and occasionally 16 hours. Just the price of being a bad mother fucker though...

 

If you are 18 years old today and are earning $18,000 dollars a year, with a 5% increase in salery every year until retirement at age 65 you will earn over your working life approximately $3,200,000 dollars. Why dont they just give every person a trust fund of $3.2 million dollars, the interest on which will average about 8% or about $250,000 anualy. Thats more than enough to live on for the rest of your life and you can do what every the fuck you want. If you want to work...then work. If you want to go to college and become a scientist or a painter or a surfer or a porn star you will never have to worry about money and people can stop scurrying around like idiots trying to make a living for a change and actualy live thier lives. Not to mention that we would be able to afford to hire people from over seas to do all the work that nobody wants to do and call it good.

*note* If you take this post seriously and think I am actualy advocating for this, you realy need to seek serious mental health care.

 

I could use a day off.

 

The OP was a fucking joke.....numbnuts....

I wish you would Carrie on with your idiocy somewhere else. :wall:

But then again....everyone knows I hate the nig.....err black coloured people.

 

I think somone got their calculations terribly wrong.
By that calculation , every 12 cigarette reduced my life by 1 day.
I smoked for over 40 years , on average , more than 12 a day.
So every day I reduced my life by about 1 1/2 days.
That means I reduced my life by about , or more than 60 years ,
so had I not smoked , I would have lived to over 120 years , and still counting ,
still fit n fucking , driving fishing and skiing , and lots more.

Highly unlikely.

I love stupid statistics

Like a headline about causes of road deaths.
The 10 top causes listed , caused a total of 130% of all road deaths.
That meant total road deaths were about 150 % of actual road deaths.

Well that's convincing now ,
isn't it.