I'll start. I can tell my story in 4 words stomach flu, anal, drunk. Valuable lessons to be learned here folks.

 

Humiliation is a great equalizer

 

I threw up all over my boyfriend when he forced me to deep throat him! He didn't do that again ! Lol

 

That doesn't sound so bad. Is that a sneaky Bragg

 

I was referring to racer ex btw

 

Locked in a hot 69 and she farted, not a little squeak but a ripper. I took one for the time and didn't miss a lick. I figured if she can swallow my pungent, spicy load, what's the big deal with her ripping a fart right in my nose? I'll tell ya, it would have been a big fuckin deal if she stopped blowing me! Fuck taking one for the team, I took it for the blowjob, she blows a mean cock, blows a pretty mean fart to!

 

Jack that may be the funniest story I've heard in a long time thank you

 

Okay here's another one. I was on my back with my girlfriend at the time doing reverse cowgirl when she told me she wanted me to cum on her back. I thought this is great so as climax approached I pulled out and as I was about to cum I lost grip of myself ended up giving myself a pretty impressive facial.

 

I was about 18. My boyfriend at the time and I were having sex in his room. We were quite loud as we believed we were home alone. Unfortunately, his parents arrived and we were so caught up in the heat of the moment we didn't even hear them come in. Well, his mother came into the bedroom while I was riding him butt naked in a cowgirl position. It was horrifying!

 

Too many to count. Been farted on. Failed to get it up. Once, both of us failed to get off because we were waiting for company. But one time I tried to jump out a second floor window when her mom came home. I was pulling up my pants and opening the window when the girl came in and said "what are you doing???" I said "jumping out the window." She said "mom already knows you're here, your car is in the driveway!" Shitty experience, great memory!

 

I told the guy I just ate and if he throatfucked me I would puke. He didn’t listen. And somehow it was my responsibility to clean it up.

 

Worst moment for me...is when my pelvic floor muscle cramps when I cum. It happens very rarely, but it hurts so fucking bad. It also cramps when I vomit ( the first time I heve) and also if I hop off of things like fences, step stools and so on. The impact on the ground masks it cramps. Imagine getting kicked with pointed boots , right behind your sack. It SUCKS

 

When you don't cum from a half hour blowjob and have to finish yourself off.

 

This one time in band camp....

 

The inability to cum with a useless partner.

 

I have been walked in on by my dad...very awkward. One time i was with this guy. I had bought these very sexy thongs that had eat me in glitter on the front. He was doing just that in his truck and after he made me cum he sat up and glitter was all over his face!! Like he had been bedazzled by my panties. Was worth a good laugh. Was giving a blow job at a park once and noticed some guy was watching from his vehicle the whole time jacking off to us. I could go on forever with this thread actually. Lol

 

I farted one time when my husband was eating me. He thought it was hilarious so after a few moments of mortification and total embarrassment, we were both laughing about it.
My boyfriend and I tried anal sex, for the first time, standing up in the shower while falling down drunk. It didn't work. Most of my other worst moments weren't at all humorous so we won't talk about them.

 

Tried to have sex with a major groin pull, wasn't happening and probably set me back another week!

 

Leg cramps, I always got leg cramps!