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  1. dr_love

    dr_love Porn Star

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    especially if she was coming on kinda strong for some sex and
    she didn't look half bad. but when you looked at her she had a burger
    right there in one nostril. like it wanted to fall out.
    and you just met this girl, and you could fuck her right then and
    there.
    and i don't mean hamburger either. i mean a piece of snot.
    a little tan looking snot ball.
    even though she was smiling right at you and hinting for some
    sex.
     
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  2. dr_love

    dr_love Porn Star

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    also, this is a true sex story that happened to me once.
     
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  3. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    I bet Ronald McDonald would rape her if he found a Burger King burger in her nostril - the slut :eek:
     
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  4. trampdaddy

    trampdaddy Sex Lover Suspended!

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    IM GONNA PITCH...............
     
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  5. snreu105

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    Hamburger or cheeseburger? I suppose cheeseburger.
     
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  6. Wimmers

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    Well put it this way; if a really hot girl came up to you and said "You can fuck the ass of me if you pick my nose" you wouldn't turn her down would you?:eek:
     
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  7. ELaken-Palmer

    ELaken-Palmer Porn Star Suspended!

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    How would a girl get a hamburger in her nose? I don't think a girl with a burger in her nose would want to fuck.
     
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  8. onehandedtypist

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    They love burgers in China too

    [​IMG]
     
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  9. ellehcor

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    Umm.

    Is it wrong that this thread is making me hungry?


    Also, dude, booger. B-O-O-G-E-R. Got it?
     
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  10. WhaWhaWha

    WhaWhaWha Registered Self Abuser

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    Can I get fries with that?
     
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  11. dr_love

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    no cuz i would be thinking about while fucking her.
     
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  12. dr_love

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    damn! i know this, yet i forgot. :p

    well, this thread is ruined. nobody will answer now. :rolleyes:
    only jokes will reply. oh well. :cool:
     
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  13. axsiter

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    Hell yes it would bother me! I don't think i could fuck any woman showing that much disrespect for me!
     
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  14. axsiter

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    Wit a minute, How could she get a burger in her nose? I thought you said BOOGER!
     
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  15. Kimiko

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    I was laughing already reading this thread, but when I got to this, I got coffee up my nose. Which doesn't go with hamburgers at all. :)
     
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  16. CherriesJubilee

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    can't...stop...laughing....

    Also strangely craving hamburgers though I don't eat meat.
     
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  17. BigAMoney

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    As long as there isn't any Ketchup
     
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  18. Wafarer

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    I saw "burger" lol, and I wondered, a `whole' burger, and even if its just a part, why would it be there?:confused::p

    ok read whole OP, I would still `do' her, but not look at the booger!
     
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  19. senorlongo

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    LOL--I was in Barcelona touring when our guide gave us free time to get a booger. Wife and I almost fell down laughing. I didn't have the heart to correct him. I hope he really meant burger.
     
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  20. mlig

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    If she has the burger, I have the pickle. But with all that being said, it does not bother me. It is something I can get over--as long as they have generally good hygiene.
     
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