It's a good think Stumbler isn't here to listen to you insult him like this.

 

Somehow, I knew my last post would go right over your head.

 

It would have better had it cut him off at the neck.

However......I doubt he'd have noticed either way.

 

Take your KY tube....and shove it.....sharp end first and sideways....

if you can get your head around that.

Oh...and don't open it first to help it on its way.

 

says the user named "ky"dave.

Yea, that's right. Go on and get that ky. You're gonna need it when stumbler gets back...

 

Some people have funny ideas about what prostitutes actually are..or do, for that matter Watching to many movies or watching to much 60 minutes.

 

40k aint gonna buy and run a flash motor. Best live like a rock star for a weekend. Forget the girls in the red light district, get yourself a pair of high class brass's a fuck off big pile of charlie a bag of the green stuff. Will be a weekend like no other.

 

Very creative

 

No I wouldn't if I were you. Professional help ( I like this description) is a solution to a bunch of problems and I am in no way against it.

Going with a pro just because you have money is a terrible idea. It's a seedy business and flashing money in a strange country were there is almost no police protection is asking for trouble.

Go to a lap dancing club and blow some money in there. You might be able to pay for extras but if it all goes wrong at least you're in a place with a license.

 

whats seedy about it?

It is legal in New Zealand. there are many small suburban brothels which are run by two or three women....Most are clean well run establishments.

 

Also is legal for Australia as long is suit for OH&S

 

getting the herpe sounds like a good way to spend it

 

I doubt it but having been to Amsterdam and seen some of them I could change my mind

 

Considering that you're exposing yourself to their entire sexual history by having sex with them, I think it's a really stupid way to spend your money. Take your girlfriend on a great SEXY vacation (a tour of nude beaches perhaps?). That's a far safer bet, undoubtedly better sex and good for your relationship.

 

I'm a DoD Contractor working all over the world, and i can unequivocally say that theres is something exceptionally intriguing with the whole "Sex Tourism" scene. Everyone who's into the more lively sides of life (as I assume most of us perverts are), should try it at least once (if they can afford it).

That being said, your selection of Amsterdam is the most "touristy" side of things. Having been to Amsterdam several times, I can say it's a lot of fun, it's truly an assault on the senses, but it's UNBELIEVABLY expensive. Theres a LOT of pot smoking (the really, really good stuff. Not the bunk crap most of us smoked in High School and College), theres a lot of other "soft" drugs as well. From synthetic forms from Ex, to Cocain, to LSD and quite a few others (if you're into that). Therese live sex clubs where you can watch some very beautiful people shag eachother. Theres bars with glory holes galore (mostly used by the gay crowd).

Then theres the "red lights". Ohhh the red lights.... Window, after window, after window with everything you could possibly imagine behind the glass waiting on you... From the hottest blonds, brunettes, redheads, to the ugliest specimens available. Theres even shemales (some rather quite exquisite to look at - some hairy and shaved muscle bound doods with big cocks and huge bolt-on cosmetic tits). If you can imagine it, I promise you, if you look hard enough, you'll find it in Amsterdam... Every other store in the Red Light District (locals call it Dewallen - the most popular RLD in the Neatherlands) is a porn/sex shop. Theres you'll find everything from overprices sex toys (some will truly boggle the imagination), to designer/synthetic drugs to professionally grown shrooms, to porn movies out the ying-yang. There you'll find eveything from what we're used to in the US to true Snuff. I mean some really, really sick shit.... Seriously, if you want it... it's there. The caveat is you're going to pay for it.... Clean out the nose, in fact.

The average "Window Worker" will charge you about 70 euro (about $93.00 USD) for a 15 to 20 min. "suck & fuck". It's rather very clinical and less enjoyable than you'd really think. Hotels will charge you anywhere from $80.00 a night all the way to several hundred USD a night. The hotels are very quaint and small. Noisy and not very comfortable (unless you opt for the extremely expensive ones).

Professional call girls there average between 125 euro to several hundred euro for an hour of "Girl Friend Experience". Stupid expensive too...

The trams, boats, and taxis are rather expensive as well.

Amsterdam is a LOT of fun. For a first timer out in the sex-play/tourism scene, I'd only recommend Amsterdam for those that are nervous about expanding out on their own, or have a LOT of money to blow, and absolutely MUST have the niceties and conditions we have in America.

For those that truly want to experience sex tourism at it's finest, I HIGHLY, HIGHLY, HIGHLY recommend either Pattaya, Phuket, or Bangkok, Thailand. Pattaya being the number one choice for sex play.

Round trip flights from the US can radially be had for $1,600 or less. A private taxi from BKK Airport to Pattaya (about a 45min drive) will cost you another $100 (or less. The bus is less than $10 but it SUCKS). Once in Pattaya hotels are anywhere from $40 a night to a couple hundred depending on what you what. I like to rent high end condos with amazing views for a week at a time. Last time I paid about $460 for 7 days in a 2 bedroom condo with a full kitchen, Jacuzzi tub, private balcony overlooking Pattaya Bay.. It was AMAZING!

Anyway.. The local party crowed is simply electric! You've got women out the preverbal ass there that are so ready to go with you, you'll literally get molested by them just walking down the street. Just walking by you'll get your dick grabbed by these HOT HOT HOT women almost constantly, you'll be walking along and the next thing you know, some hot little thing in her late teens to early 20's has her tung down your throat doing her best to fish out your tonsils.... It's an experience that is so far out of this world, unless you go there for yourself, you'll never be able to live it through someone else's words!


I'm being completely honest here, bro! Theres Beer Bars where you can go to chill and relax with your date for the evening, theres GoGo bars with stages chuck full of completely naked women dancing. All of them waiting on you to pick them and take them home for the night. Theres after hours dance clubs with a TON of freelance women just looking for a good time with a quality man. Theres she-males and ladyboys everywhere. A lot of which is incredibly hard to tell them apart from real women... Don't worry, most of them are extremely easy going and not very pushy. They're pretty honest with you that they are he/she's, but MAN are they GORGEOUS to look at!

I promise you bro, a week in Amsterdam (including the flight) will cost you upwards of $8,000 or more. You'll have WAY more fun in Thailand for under $4,000 including flight (and thats if you make it rain in the clubs every night).

Food will cost you less than $5.00 a day. $10.00 if you're also feeding a LongTime date. A really nice hotel can be had for less than $60.00 a night. Beer will cost you about 30baht each (less than a dollar). Liqueur less than $3.

Short time women, where they take you up to their room, shower with you, then fuck your brains out with a blow job that'll almost guarantee you'll be disappointed the next time your main-squeeze back home goes down on ya.. With it lasting as long as you need or upwards of a couple hours... All for about 500baht or $48.00US.

Long time, is the same thing. You select them from whatever bar or club you found her in, and she'll bar-hop and party along side you all night long. Then go home and fuck you stupid as many times as you can stand (sometimes even more depending on how well the girl likes you). Most will treat you like you're the best thing to ever happen to them. When you wake up they'll fuck you blind again, and just when you think you can't fuck anymore, they get ya one last time before they leave your place the following afternoon. Usually leaving you their cellular number so you can call them back. Long times are the most fun as not only are you going to get your dick wet with a wonderful and beautiful woman, you'll also connect with this young beauty on a very real emotional level. You treat them well, and they open up to you like a candy wrapper. Extremely down to earth. A complete blast to talk to.

These long times typically cost about 2,000bath (including the fee you pay the bar to get them out of the club or about $61 USD), and as far as time goes. If you and the girl connect, most of the time you will, don't be surprised to find by the end of the trip, she's damn near living with you fucking you for free (although I still pay as they live VERY poor lives). Just be careful though. It's REAL, REAL, REAL easy to fall in love with these girls.

Anyway you cut the cake, Thailand is the place you want to be. Hands down. You've got a surprisingly large mix of women there too. Not as diverse as Amsterdam, but WAAAAAYYYYY More available... You'll literally have 100's (NO EXAGGERATION) of SPECTACULARLY attractive women, quite frankly, THROWING themselves at you. Almost around every corner!!! it's still there. If you like Asian women, then Thailand can't be beat! You'll easily find the most beautiful Thai, Chinese, Philippine, Japanese, Viet Nam, and even Eastern Bloc European women you have every seen or imagined in your entire life. Trust me. You think you've seen beautiful women in your home town... You aint seen NOTHIN yet, son. - However the Czech and Russian women are a bit more expensive than the Thai and Asian women are.

If you have money to spend. I recommend you saving as much of it as possible (the US Economy sucks right now), but if you absolutely must experience a Sex Tour for yourself (everyone should do it at least once in their lives), and want an experience that you'll forever remember... Then carve out $5,000 from your money tree, and head to Pattaya Thailand. Including the $1,600 round trip airfare, $5,000 for 15 to 20 days in Thailand you'll live like a king. I shit you not. In Amsterdam $5,000 wont go even a 10th of the distance it will in Thailand. For the cost of one 15/20 min hooker in Amsterdam you can have 1 short time (a couple hours) hooker and 1 long time (overnight) hooker in Thailand. Or 3 short times and 2 long times...

You'll have a guaranteed 3, 4, even 5 way if you want it. You'll still get hustled for everything you buy from a street vendor in thailand, but even with their "hustle" you're still paying less than what you'd buy the same thing for back home (way less I might add).... If you haggle with them a bit, you'll get them down closer to what the local Thai's pay for it.... Pennies...

ANyway, this is just my advise. I've traveled the world and done the sex tourist thing all over Europe and Asia. I'd rather save my money and go get 300x the experience by going to Thailand instead of Amsterdam, Germany, or Britain.

If you're concerned with the health aspects, just be safe with it, and you'll be fine. HIV/AIDS is not as prevalent in Thailand as a lot of the fear mongers want you to believe it is. THey see Thailand as a poor, rundown country and immediately think that it MUST be AIDS infested like Africa is. They can't be further from wrong. The only reason Pattaya is staying afloat is because of the tourism there. If STD's got out of control there, the tourists would stop coming and Pattaya would go tits-up.

Almost all the girls working in the beer bars, clubs, and GoGo's, get checked for STDs on a fairly routine basis. If they come down with something they are no longer allowed to work in the bar until the condition is resolved. I'm not saying it doesn't exist there because it most certainly does. I'm just saying that it's no more risky than bar hopping/fucking in the US. Someone dumb enough to ride a unknown chick bareback anywhere they go, and they deserve to get the clap. Sorry, just the way I see it.


As for other medical concerns, Thailand has some of the worlds most leading medical technology. The hospitals there are every bit as clean, professional, and well equip as those in America & modern Europe. Except Thailand tends to have MUCH more skilled Doctors than in most of America. They have to be, or they can't compete against their peers. Absolute brilliant minds. Dentistry is second to none there too. If you need some dental work done, wait until you get to Thailand. Seriously. It's DIRT cheap, and these folks do some of the best work you'll ever see!

My uncle's best friend just had a kidney transplant in Thailand. The hospital back in Miami wanted over $200,000 for the procedure. He paid less than $40,000 for it in Thailand, and he said that if it were not for the squiggly writing on the hallway signs, and the accented english of the doctors and medical staff, he'd have no clue the hospital was not a VERY high-end American joint. 1000 thread count sheets on his bed. Marble floors. extremely clean, everything. Good food (for a hospital thats a first), and he said all the monitoring equipment he was plugged into was more "star-trekish" than anything he's seen in America...

Oh yeah... Theres Viagra and Cialis around every corner (trust me, you'll need it in Thailand no matter how young you are ). If you do manage to get the clap, or a stomach bug, the antibiotics to cure it right up are available right over the counter (the exact same brand name meds we have to see a Dr for in America).

You simply can't go wrong with Pattaya... However I do recommend you going with someone thats been there before. It can be quite the overwhelming experience for a newbie. If you dont know anyone that's going, hop over to Pattaya-addicts.com. Sign up there, read some of the "Trip Reports", get to know some of the guys in the Chat section. Many of them live there full time now, and 99% of them would be willing to show you around. Great experience and so far on the other side of "WORTH IT" it's not even funny.

Sorry for the long post! Just my .02! - Doug

 

I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hope you post lots more info man! I'd read a weekly, monthly column from you!!

THANKS!!!

The only fun place I get to is Cabo San Lucas - ever get there?