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  1. Nasty Boy

    Nasty Boy Porno Junky

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    Would like help with writing a story, catch is, you can only write one sentence at a time, lets see what we can come up with?

    here is a start.

    Last night as the sun was setting, I walked into my bedroom to find an unexpected visitor.
     
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  2. LonelyBigGuy

    LonelyBigGuy Sex Machine

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    As you shut the door the (insert local city) SWAT team turned on you with their guns drawn.
     
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  3. Nasty Boy

    Nasty Boy Porno Junky

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    I quicklly try to stash my homemade porn videos under the bed..
     
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  4. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    I din't get them hidden before one of the SWATters hit me.
     
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  5. Nasty Boy

    Nasty Boy Porno Junky

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    I spun back around to face the, asking, "What the hell are you doing here?""
     
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  6. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    Their leader said Spiderman said there were more flies than he could handle, so he called for a SWAT team backup.
     
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  7. Mmmm<3

    Mmmm<3 Porn Star

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    the SWAT team get caught in a traffic jam.
     
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  8. Nasty Boy

    Nasty Boy Porno Junky

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    Or so they said, actually they were at the local donut shop, and called in a traffic tie up on the interstate.
     
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  9. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    They liked the donuts,but the chocolate iced cream filled were all gone.
     
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  10. Pussy Patrol

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    So all that were left were the vanilla centred ones
     
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  11. xnxxrocks

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    But that was ok, they ordered 12.
     
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  12. bar34

    bar34 The Guardian Angel

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    and then ... a drunken dragon appeard :eek:
     
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  13. xnxxrocks

    xnxxrocks Porn Surfer

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    And they flew away on it to escape the swat team.
     
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  14. bar34

    bar34 The Guardian Angel

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    ... singing light my fire by the doors !
     
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  15. lilgeorgiapeach

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    He was SO wasted he could barely fly and he said..
     
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  16. bar34

    bar34 The Guardian Angel

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    "i´m having a deja-vu!"

    ... as he flew again !
     
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  17. rcarson13

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    And he drove past the Deja Vu bar for the fourteenth time, and still couldn't find the parking garage entrance.
     
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  18. talkisgood

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    so he parked on the roof
     
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  19. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    Getting out of his car he fell off the roof.
     
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  20. sinsational

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    Hitting his head on a mailbox the dragon takes a swig of vodka and starts flying him to the hospital.
     
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