lol nice idea yeah

I would steal all the weapons that this planet has. I would be very powerfull then.

 

Lock the members of the Westboro Baptist Church in their church, set the church on fire, and play "God hates you" repeatedly over a loudpeaker. Really don't like those people.

 

For me it would have to be prevent singer Rod Stewart from stealing anymore oxygen. Dunno what it is about that guy, but he makes my piss boil with anger and hatred. The cunt.

 

This... a million times over. I can not stand the hate-mongering they do.

 

Hmm... Methinks...

I would completely erase my identity in every respect of the word, and begin a seemingly random killing spree that would last for the entirety of my life. My killings would go unnoticed at first, and there will never be any proof that I even killed them, as I will make sure their bodies are never found. But first, I'd make sure they suffered such pains that even Old Scratch would offer me a job!

And who would these wonderful people be? The people who need to die, for the greater good of our species. Lots, and lots, and lots of stupid, ignorant, unthinking, unlikable, arrogant, extremest, Thumping, child-fucking, woman-beating, animal-raping, unrighteous, ungrateful, unjust, mother-fucking, bastages!... >.<


*Takes a breath......* Oh, yeah, and Justin Bieber, too. That guy's a total tool. :S

 

And, for the record, the erasing of my identity would be the illegal act. Everything else after that is just cake when noone in the entire world even knows you exist, let alone how to track you.

 

blow up parliment it would hopefully stop them ruining the country for a little bit

 

Rig a super lotto

 

my own sex toys

I would make howard hues sign over everything to me then get read of him have all those fine girls

 

Kill my former boss!!

A niconazi, egoistic immature, petty fucktard!

Die!!

DIE!!!

 

Kill every Congressman and Senator who can't think beyond party-lines.

 

Now read the entire post before you judge me. I'd rape a woman in a park, but unknown to me, she secretly wanted to be raped and by the time it was over, she willingly gave me a BJ and now we're secret lovers. She now walks in the park letting me rape her, then I run off!!

 

Steal Christinas idea of robbing a bank, but to get the money to help a friend thats struggling a bit. A little for myself might not hurt though...

 

Like others, the money thing would be my choice too.

If I were to win the lottery, I'd spread the wealth around a little. I have some friends who are doing worse off than me, and I'd like to help them out.

 

have a drug induced orgy with the cops.

 

Yeah I already did. I blew up the World Trade Center Bldgs.

 

I need money, so using my skills, and getting some helpful information(bribe?)I would rob a local bank or two.
I would then kidnap certain politicians, and replace them with my own choices(the victims would be sent to Murmansk, Russia).
I would `offload' some money from govt coffers to fund my own enterprises, paying for some legal bills to `right' numerous wrongs committed by certain politicians.

Some might require `enhanced interrogation' methods if they do not `tow the line'.
As a student of history for four decades I have studied, and can implement, various torture techniques to achieve my ends.

 

Make public all the secrets held by world governments and the Vatican.

 

Destroy the earth.

 

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whisper: *satsujin*