1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. KnightPezz

    KnightPezz Mechanized Jester

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    You try to edit what you say in real life.
     
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  3. Deleted user 643675754

    Deleted user 643675754 An Xnxx Water Nymph Banned!

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    all ur gadgets has xnnx bookmarked in them
     
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  4. sky458

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    When you put your finger in someone's ass just to post about it. It was weird you guys!
     
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  5. sky458

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    When you have brain surgery and hypnosis therapy to help stay away from the forum, but you are still compelled to just stare at the forum on screen and drool.
     
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  6. Norton X

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    ... you recite the names of various xnxx members rather than counting sheep before falling asleep.
     
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  7. megaknight

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    You are now thinking of outrageous things to do at the party
     
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  8. KnightPezz

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    After your computer crashes and your wifi gives out, you break into an internet cafe to see if somebody replied to your thread. Then you quickly type out how addicted you are before the police take you a
     
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  9. megaknight

    megaknight Porn Star

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    When you spent 5 to 10min looking for a half decent place to put your 1000th post (p.s it's here)
     
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  10. sky458

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    I think I'm going to request to get banned again. This forum is affecting my real life. I want to start sleeping at nights again.
     
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  11. Salacious

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    When you change your settings so other members can't see, and thus call you out on, how often you're logged in.
     
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  12. manuel42

    manuel42 cum gunner of the highest order Banned!

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    when you cruise looking for who would make the hottest fuck story, then introduce yourself to them as your xnxx screen name
     
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  13. VenusInFurze

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    You type "f" in your address bar and the forum comes up before Facebook.
     
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  14. KnightPezz

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    When you're not on xnxx you think about getting on.
     
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  15. LadyL1

    LadyL1 Brainy Blonde Bombshell

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    When you open the Internet on your phone at work while connected to your work wifi and automatically get an "Access Denied" screen then absentmindedly do it again every day for a week straight and just know that some IT guy is sitting somewhere at his desk wondering what your problem is.
     
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  16. KnightPezz

    KnightPezz Mechanized Jester

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    I use to think people like that were closeted nymphos... now I know.

    Its mostly true
     
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  17. hornygirla2

    hornygirla2 RAY OF SUNSHINE

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    When you dream of xnxx members.
    I think it was last Tuesday when I had a dream that @Daniella21 wanted to return to the forums, so she unban herself. I think there were other members on the dream but I don't remember.
     
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  18. hornygirla2

    hornygirla2 RAY OF SUNSHINE

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    When you walk topless in front of your big window and say to yourself:
    "Ah! Is ok. . . members from xnxx do it." :woot::pinching_nipples:


    Adding: Also, when you have a third dream. . . different member. :bucktooth:
     
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  19. hornygirla2

    hornygirla2 RAY OF SUNSHINE

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    When. . .
    Oh my gosh! I just had a fourth dream, this time a moderator got ban! :confused::wacky::x3:

    I seriously need to stop logging in! :)
     
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  20. littlewanker

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    Daniella banned herself? When did this happen?
     
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