1. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Do you have any more questions for me?

    Can I ask you some more?

    Would you be more comfortable if you were lying on the couch?

    Or are you ok where you are?

    How many times a day do you masturbate?

    Do you prefer carrots or parsnips for 'prostrate massage'?

    Do you wear nipple clamps?

    Are you allergic to alphalpha sprouts in your japs eye?
     
  2. guitar

    guitar Porn Star

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    please keep asking questions! :D
     
  3. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Banned!

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    Nope....not really...

    Yes......if you want to.....

    I'm fine where I am thanks........
     
  4. Panty Pervert

    Panty Pervert NERFLORD

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    Have you ever talked to you mom? I mean REEEEEALY TALKED?
     
  5. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Do you whistle when your drilling away?

    Do you hum when you cum?

    Have you ever fucked a melon?

    Do you prefer colonic irrigation to an anal fuck?

    How long does the act of sex last for you?

    Sloppy sex on the menu?

    Have you ever acheived your ultimate fantasy MMM 3Some?

    Which would you prefer elephant trunk or elephant cock?
     
  6. Panty Pervert

    Panty Pervert NERFLORD

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    :eek:
     
  7. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Banned!

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    As long as possible..

    Definitely.........
     
  8. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Why do you not answer all my questions?

    Are they not valid?

    Do I scare you?

    Are you frightened of women?
     
  9. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    It's a tie between the guy with a spread-winged American Eagle tattooed on his chest and Dartboard Boy.
     
  10. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Although I have a feeling the best is yet to still cum!!! ;)
     
  11. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    How many ferrets can you stick up your ass?

    Are weasels as accommodating as ferrets?

    Can you pick up a bar of soap in your butt cheeks?

    Do you wax your eyebrows?

    Have you ever been rimmed by a gazelle?

    Was it fun?

    What about drugs?

    How much rohipnol do you go through in an average month?
     
  12. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    yes?
     
  13. Panty Pervert

    Panty Pervert NERFLORD

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    *Raises hand, -s-hakes finger...NO! NO NO NO!*
     
  14. Fluffy McNoo

    Fluffy McNoo Porn Star

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    Posted by smcaaphd:
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    Are you a virgin? No, I've posted before.

    Are you impotent? I'd like to think I'm important to some creatures, Binky being one... oh. You said IMPOTENT... nevermind. *shuffles paws*

    Do you love cock up your arse? I don't know any cockerels..?! :confused:

    Do you visit glory holes? Well, I went to a nice cave once, when looking for a new kennel... does that count?

    Did you wish you were a girl so hornygirl would rp with you? No... I'm a dog!

    Did you pretend to be a girl to get on AM's love list? Wuff... helllllllllllllllllooooo, doggy here?! You humans are so strange sometimes..!

    Was it good for you? Was what good for me? Did I blink and miss something??? *looks all cornfuzzled*

    Bye for now - Fluffy McNoo. ;)
     
  15. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Banned!

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    Fucking hell......

    You're right nosey ain't you?
     
  16. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Banned!

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    It sure is.....

    and I'm still just warming up!! ;)
     
  17. Fluffy McNoo

    Fluffy McNoo Porn Star

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    Posted by smcaaphd:
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    Do you have sex with animals? Yes. I'm still a dog!

    Which are the best kind? Hamsters. Binky-shaped ones, to be exact. Oooooh, gimme some of that goooooooood hamster lovin'... *starts playing Barry White in background* Can't get enough of your love babe... grind your hamster fur on mine and make me scream your name... ooooooooooh baby... *bumps and grinds against a table leg*

    From dogs upto horses? Dogs I can manage... horses, well if I ever find that darned stepladder, I'd be trying interspecies sex with everything round here with a pulse!

    Or cats down to mice? Well, isn't Lioness a cat? And Binky's a hamster, soooooooooooooo... *wags tail* I'm up for that! If I can ever reach Lioness that is...

    Where would a tortoise fit in there? Wherever it could, but it'd have to be quick!

    How many hours a day do you dream of popping your cherry? I tend to dream more of getting my nice juicy bone into a lovely deep hole... and then burying it there for a long, long time... and then... digging it up again, and eating it when I'm hungry!

    Is porn more important to you than sex? You mean I can't do both? Where's the fun in that??? *mutters under breath* Stoopid humans and their stoopid rules, always spoiling my fun... :rolleyes:


    Bye for now - Fluffy McNoo. ;)
     
  18. priyahorny

    priyahorny Porno Junky

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    ya i do enjoy sex with animals
    my friend has a cat and i do it with her cat
    but we hav to do lot of work for it
    we pour milk on pussy or breast and make it lick

    it is very fun doing with animals
     
  19. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    HORNYGIRL!

    We KNOW that's you! Sex with a cat? What? A fucking tiger? I've spent a LOT of time building you up since you begged for banishment and you come with CAT SEX?

    You'll HAVE to do better than that, or I'm taking your name off MY lovelist.
     
  20. A010011000111

    A010011000111 Porn Star

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    boy this thread is stupid. i dont even have to read all lof it and i know its really stupid.