1. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    I blame the op myself - silly boi he is
     
  2. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Banned!

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    lof ?

    What's that about?

    I'm amazed that someone so simple......in binary terms.......is so willing to lead the way in the pursuit of a stupidity that, frankly, beggars belief.

    Still.....you're still young.......you have time to learn.......

    but the word 'dense' keeps coming to mind..
     
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  3. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Banned!

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    Ooooooohhhhhh

    Fighting talk!!!!
     
  4. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Hmmmm my first love in 1953
    and Miss Texas of 1964 her name was Millicent.

    Yes to everything, and yes I would fantasize about it.

    Have you ever had sex with a pig?

    Have you ever had sex with a bird?

    Cat sex is great, they have wonderful tongues.

    Dpgs aren't as easy to train for oral.
     
  5. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Banned!

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    Congrats.....

    I've done a Martha....and a Melanie.....but never a Millicent!!

     
  6. T-Rex

    T-Rex Sex Lover

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    Oh yes brings back memories, or is that mammaries, yes that too.

    She was (what's her name?) Oh yes, Henrietta. Wow what an affair, every time better the last, and then her mom died and she had to leave permanently.

    She really did have wonderful boobs.

    Or did you mean the best of the guys? Well Oswaldo was the best I guess, but guys are nothing compared to girls.
     
  7. Panty Pervert

    Panty Pervert NERFLORD

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    Go ahead, Make Her day punk!
     
  8. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Do you have sex with prawns, or is it just p'wns you do?

    Have you ever come on 'the BIG ONE'?

    Do you fuck exhaust pipes on vehicles?

    Which ones do you prefer?

    Cars, buses, tractors, motorcycles?

    Do you wait til they've cooled before ramming your dick in?

    Or do you prefer them HOT BABY?

    Do you have 3rd degree burns on your dick?

    Do you even HAVE a dick?

    Are you Hornygirl?

    Or T-Rex?

    Or Shakezula/Tom Petty?

    What have you done with Nophest?

    Drugged him with rohipnol?

    Got any pictures of inter-galactic species sex?

    Want some?
     
  9. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Banned!

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    No...

    but I'm good at chess.

    Nope...but I was close to throwing up.

    Don't be fucking ridiculous.

    See above.

    Yes

    Maybe.

    Definitely not......to all three.

    No comment.

    Not lately.....but they do take light years to arrive....

    Always.......
     
  10. DontTurnAway

    DontTurnAway Bondage Animal

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    Come on then.......

    Put it into words.

    How wet was it? Very

    Did you slide nicely? Not at first, but after a while I did!

    Were both of you fulfilled? Yes

    Did you both cum at once? Yes

    Do you still get hot, hard, wet and bothered just thinking about it? YEEESSSSS

    Has it only happened just the once? Sadly, yes.. But it will again.

    Feel free to answer....and add more questions if you wish.

    IT WAS FERFER!!!
     
  11. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Note to self "self.......don't fuck with smcaaphd"
     
  12. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Banned!

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    I'm sorry.......

    Please define 'ferfer' ?
     
  13. ImpyKim

    ImpyKim Porn Star

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    Come on then.......

    Put it into words.

    How wet was it? ;)
    Did you slide nicely? ;)

    Were both of you fulfilled? :D

    Did you both cum at once? :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

    Do you still get hot, hard, wet and bothered just thinking about it? :D:D:D:eek:

    Has it only happened just the once? :-D

    Feel free to answer....and add more questions if you wish.
     
  14. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Banned!

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    :D x ten

    ;) x twenty
     
  15. kcoumas

    kcoumas Porno Junky

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    not for me. it was her first time in the woods outside of lodi lake. around christmas time. almost time to return to WA. it was tight she was wet and got pass the initial pain quickly i thought. we did it a couple times later that evening in her car because the lake was closing and we didn't want to get stuck in there after dark. wild animals live there you know? it was probably my best fuck ever.
     
  16. JonathanT

    JonathanT Porn Surfer

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    lisa
     
  17. NicoleDeLint

    NicoleDeLint Porn Star

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    Best experience for me was the time that I was with three leprechauns from Dublin and one of the 300 million gods from Hinduism and the angel Gabriel who recited the Koran to Mohammed .

    All of us knew it was wrong but how can anything that feels so good be wrong .

    All the acorns and the olive oil and the brief introduction of the unicorn made it all the more delicious .

    Oh my God i've got to go and take care of some business just thinking about it .

    :)
     
  18. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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