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  1. DeathsKnight

    DeathsKnight Knight In Off-White Shining Armour

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    I couldn't find another thread like this and I can't understand why not because I love these kind of posts.

    A zombie horde is attacking, your first weapon is any object on your right within arms reach.

    How fucked are you?
     
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  2. DeathsKnight

    DeathsKnight Knight In Off-White Shining Armour

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    Very much fucked

    A 3D accelerator card
     
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  3. UncleB71

    UncleB71 Horny Horseman

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    HaHaHa! I'm looking pretty good.

    12 Gauge shotgun, or a 9 inch hunting knife.
     
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      In this country that's 35 years behind bars
       
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      Psh you're worse than Germany
       
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    4. AnX
      Yup, knifes worth 30, gun 35. But, if you kill someone, life is only 11 years, go figure:confused:
       
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      Wait... If I kill somebody with my bare hands, I get 11

      Having a gun will get me 35... dafuk???
       
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      Yup. that's about it. But if it was bare hands maybe 9. Good British justice. NOT
       
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  4. UncleB71

    UncleB71 Horny Horseman

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    Handing @BigDDSub48 The firearm, and the knife, and grabbing the drink to my right.

    I'm confident she will take care of business.
     
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      That is the kind of gentleman we need
       
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      Popcorn is busy popping
       
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  5. DeathsKnight

    DeathsKnight Knight In Off-White Shining Armour

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    Wait wait wait!!

    I have forgotten about the knife in my pocket!!

    Folding knife, 3inch blade should be good enough for a start
     
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  6. RelentlessOblivion

    RelentlessOblivion A wheely nice guy

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    Here this axe might be more useful.
     
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      I'm still shopping for a handgun. Aiming to get a .45 Glock. I have a .22 rifle and a shotgun... oh and I collect knives haha

      I also have a friend who said he'll help me to make a Viking Axe... oooooh snap!! Can't wait to actually get to doing that one day
       
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      I'm more appreciative of swords and axes then guns. Would never own one though. What I do collect is guitars.
       
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      The only thing that would make my life complete (apart from a good wife) will be a katana sword.
       
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      I like the Katana but as a weapon it is outclassed by the Chinese straight sword - either side is a cutting surface and the tip can pierce making it ideal for bladed combat.
       
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      Well yeah, I mean many European swords are also better than the katana. But for me, the katana has a deeper meaning than how good it stands up in a fight
       
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  7. angelforyou

    angelforyou Your little bit of heaven From Paradise Banned!

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    My pillow but im not moving so I'm fucked they will get me lol
     
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      Yep you can count on me Angel :D How are you doing? Haven't seen you 'round much since getting back from my vacation.
       
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      I'm ok finally out of hospital just got to recover now then back to normal I hope ! How was your holiday ? I will PM you back eventually :)
       
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      Yeah it was alright. Much needed. I hope you have a speedy recovery.
       
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  8. AnX

    AnX Naughty girl

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    Cadburys Roses, or what's left of them
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    I'm safe, no one, not even Zombies turn down a naked lady offering chocolate:p
     
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      :smuggrin:
       
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  9. DeathsKnight

    DeathsKnight Knight In Off-White Shining Armour

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    Increased chances now

    Machete!!!!

    [​IMG]
     
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  10. AnX

    AnX Naughty girl

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    Who needs objects?

    Come here Zombie, wanna fuck with me?
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      Oh.... my.... Mongo
       
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  11. Jack Beating

    Jack Beating Porn Star

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    Nothing but hand, grabbing the walker by the neck, ramming its head against the wall, repeatedly...
     
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      Just curious, what if more follows?
       
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      Knock down what you can, run into an open area... keep moving...
       
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      Strategy of a man with a good cardio program
       
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  12. Like to play and please

    Like to play and please Game Addict

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    I guess I am lunch and they have something to wash me down with.
     
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      OK now I'm curious. What would be on your right hand side that would make you easier to swallow?
       
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      Root beer. Just opened it.
       
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  13. AnX

    AnX Naughty girl

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    I guess I'm about fucked
    Random-Cum-Asses-Hentai-and-gifs-1.gif
     
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      LOL seems more like you will like it
       
      DeathsKnight, Jan 20, 2017
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  14. DeathsKnight

    DeathsKnight Knight In Off-White Shining Armour

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    Winning! My sister!!!
     
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  15. Little Miss K

    Little Miss K Porn Star

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    I has to be right side? :arghh::arghh::arghh: The gun cabinet is to my left!:banghead:

    I will be killing zombies with books from the bookcase.:sour:
     
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      Haha poor zombies!

      If I had to use my books, I'd rather get eaten
       
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      I know right? :banghead:
       
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    3. DeathsKnight
      You should place a sibling to your right. They make handy weapons :p
       
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    4. Little Miss K
      I don't have any!!! :arghh::arghh::arghh:
       
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    5. DeathsKnight
      Hmmm...

      In laws??
       
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  16. Little Miss K

    Little Miss K Porn Star

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    On a side note...

    My boyfriend and I took a test on How Long You Will Survive A Zombie Apocalypses. He scored over 3 years/indefinitely.

    I scored under a month! :facepalm:
     
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  17. DeathsKnight

    DeathsKnight Knight In Off-White Shining Armour

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    Old computer box...that should handle one of them at least
     
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  18. DeathsKnight

    DeathsKnight Knight In Off-White Shining Armour

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    [​IMG]
     
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  19. nadoknar2

    nadoknar2 Porn Star

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    planter stand (my missus would kill me if i scratched it) and a pair of heavy atlas' on the shelf ;)
     
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      Well I think that she will understand if it is zombies...or if she is one of them, she will have a reason to eat off you face lol
       
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