1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. simiusiudex
    simiusiudex
    I know a gentleman who enjoys Franzia wine, beef jerky, and pantsless cuddling. A place on his couch requires a gift of sweets, though. If you believe that is worth the price of admission, I am ready whenever you are. I mean HE is ready...dammit.
    Jul 8, 2015
  2. LadyL1
    LadyL1
    Hmm...well, I think I'm pretty sweet. Does that count? Will 'he' approve?
    Jul 8, 2015
  3. simiusiudex
    simiusiudex
    Do not toy with me, Lovely Lady. I let my facade slip and you are smart enough to catch it. You know I speak of myself. And I will be the judge of your sweetness. You are admitted...on a probationary period. You know the rules of the house: pants and shoes off at the door. Mind the Berber.
    Jul 8, 2015
  4. LadyL1
    LadyL1
    Such a demanding gentleman. :) Don't try to pretend that you don't already know I'm as sweet as they come. Probationary period? Hmm...what does that entail?
    Jul 8, 2015
  5. simiusiudex
    simiusiudex
    You are right, Lovely Lady. You are much better than even cheesecake but probation is no joking matter. It requires cuddling and mutual appreciation for bacon and bacon wrapped delights
    Jul 8, 2015
  6. LadyL1
    LadyL1
    Cuddling? Yes. Bacon? Well, I was hoping for a different kind of meat. Darn it.
    Jul 8, 2015
  7. simiusiudex
    simiusiudex
    *ponders your meaning...continues pondering...gets it....eyes widen...tries to act cool* The probation period is negotiable. Let's begin with cuddling. Sharks are swimming and terrorizing people and you wouldn't want to miss that, would you?
    Jul 8, 2015