Corrupt a wish game.
Point of the game is to make a wish. Then the person below you must grant it. However you must put a twist on it to corrupt it.

Example.

(My post) I wish the world to be peaceful.

(Replier) Granted, but the world becomes dull and boring and you commit sucide to have fun.

My Wish- For October 19th to come so i can go to mexico for the week.

 

congratulations, you contracted a new, more deadly strain of the swine flu. before you die, you infect your family and friends, and become infamous due to mass media coverage. Many whose loved ones were effected now spit on your grave.

I wish I had a harem

 

Wish Granted you get a harem, but in a cruel twist of fate get testicular cancer when 2 days after opening, And one of your girls gives you aids.

My Wish- when i die, not to burn or suffocate to death.

 

in death, you are drawn and quartered in an excruciatingly painful and long lasting ritualized death, which was demanded by the populace after you brought in the aforementioned super deadly swine flu, and people still spit on your grave

I want to cure cancer

 

You Cure Cancer but as a side effect to you new drug you give a every Cancer suvivor a new more powerful form of herpies that spreads all over there bodies Permantly staying outbreak.

 

you die of boredom?


I wish I had a sexy female maid who fawned to my every need, one that has no diseases at all, was completely obedient, and would never do anything to harm me or anyone I cared about, also, one that was a very good cook, great at cleaning, laundry, and all other household chores, and great in bed to boot.

 

Wish granted you get the perfect maid but now never wanting to leave home you become penniless and eventually can't afford to keep her and she leaves you.

My wish- To actually have a popular thread on this bloody forum.

 

you finally get one with a million posts!

all made by someone named IP scout who used a bot to try to up his post count

I want people to have the utmost desire to hand me a 20 dollar bill whenever they see me.

 

Granted, but you owe millions in back taxes so each $20 is taken in lieu of your horrendous tax problems



*We have a "Horrible Wish Game" here you know*
- Just sayin



Wish I had a dollar for every wish ever made by every person in the history of time which I would then donate to many charities that benefit the well being, health, hunger and cure the various ailments of the less fortunate people in this world.

 

granted but now the world is overpopulated and everyone starves to death

i wish there where more hot chicks on the forums and less guys

 

granted, you and most of the other male users are banned

I want an orange soda

 

Thanks Satisfied, I forgot to check, I just found this game on another forum...

Granted, More hot chicks come, However all of them are into some freaky shit that scares you..

My Wish-To stop all the guys who pretend to be chicks on this forum....UGh

 

granted but then you come to realize that there actually are no chicks on here

*i hated writing that*

i wish i had something to eat for breakfast

 

You get an orange soda that isn't Fanta...(IDK)

My Wish- For once in my life to be ahead of the popular trends...

 

granted but to keep ahead of the trends your never in them and everyone just thinks your a freak

i wish i could get paid to do all the things i want to do in life

 

Ganted, You get paid to do things you like however you realize many years too late when you are 40 that you really are bored with life, and should have done something else.

I Wish i could pay off all my remmaing student loans all at once.

 

granted, you pay them all off at once by selling yourself to a evil, ugly, and morbidly obese woman who makes you her pet for the rest of your working life, and leaves you penniless afterwards


I wish I had a more powerful room fan

 

Throw me a penny and I'll make you a dream. You find that life's not always what it seems. Then think of a rainbow and I'll make it come real. Roll me, I'm a never ending wheel. Look in the water, tell me what do you see? Reflections of the love you gave to me. Love isn't money, it's not something you buy. So let me fill myself with tears you cry, why? Time is a never ending journey. Love is a never ending smile. Give me a sign to build a dream on. I'll give you a star so you know just where you are. Someday, some way, you'll feel the things I say. Dream for a while of the things that make you smile, because you know that I'm your wishing well.

 

Hurricane Freddie blows your house down.


Incidentally, have you guys read "The Monkey's Paw?" It is based on exactly this premise, and one of the very few horror stories I've ever read that really was horrifying.

 

I wish I could have a boyfriend